Tijuana

[Gribble]

Oh. My. God.

Tijuana is ****ing INSANE. I stepped into a bar my first day there. It was kind of early. I just wanted to escape the street peddlers and pass the time with a beer.

You don't drink a beer in a Tijuana bar. You ask for a Corona and the guy brings you a bucketful. And he only charges you about as much as you'd pay for a single bottle in the states, so no complaints there. As if that weren't enough, there's usually a jackass or two with a bottle of Tequila who'll come up behind you without a word, tilt your head back, and empty half a bottle down your throat.

And the women. Dear god, I've never seen such beautiful women. And they'll do things to you. Such horrible, disgusting things, and for the tiniest bit of cash. When I say beautiful, I mean these girls could be doing photoshoots. Hell, some of them look like they belong on TV. I have never been so horny in my entire life. Do you know how much willpower it takes, especially after having been drenched in beer and liquor, to turn down a ****ing model who's wriggling in your lap and offering to spread her legs for sixty bucks???

I'm in San Diego now. Thank god. My innocence is intact. For now. The next girl I bed is in for a treat.

[misombra]

viva mexicoooooooo!

[Gribble]

I get the distinct feeling Tijuana, or at least the tourist traps I've been to, ain't much of an example of the real Mexico. I need to come back sometime, see the real Mexico. You can be my tour guide. And if we bump into any ladies of the night you can drag me to a hotel room and make me forget all about them.

[vashti]

I hate those tourist towns. I find them degrading and sad... little tiny kids begging you to buy chicklets.

[misombra]

I get the distinct feeling Tijuana, or at least the tourist traps I've been to, ain't much of an example of the real Mexico. I need to come back sometime, see the real Mexico. You can be my tour guide. And if we bump into any ladies of the night you can drag me to a hotel room and make me forget all about them.

i'd make you forget about any other girl. anytime. anywhere.

[anachronistic]

little tiny kids begging you to buy chicklets.

Hahahahahahahahhahaha!


Chicklets.

[Gribble]

No. It's chicklehs.

Thankfully I didn't bump into any kids during my stay. That would have been depressing. Just a bunch of annoying men trying to pawn cheap stogies as Habanos and cabbies offering to bring llello and chicas straight to my hotel.

[Illusional]

what is that little saying that i heard about vegas.."what goes on in vegas, stays in vegas, except for the stds"

raverboy

[misombra]

those kids should sell cigarettes. they'd make so much more money.

[Illusional]

well i am going to guess that cigarettes are as common there as dirt. but how many times have you asked your friend for a piece of gum only to get an empty pocket as a reply??

raverboy