best pick up lines

[gaddes]

I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"
What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Your parents must be retarded, because you're special

[BVSensation27]

Hey you look familiar? Do I know you from somewhere?

Where do you go to school at? What's your major?

I find these to work everytime!

[DarkDwarf]

Sorry, I forgot my library card, but can I still check you out?

[EmoBlackBelt]

Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!

[anachronistic]

"Is that a keg in your pants, cause I wanna tap that ass!"

[GrkScorp]

"Is that a keg in your pants, cause I wanna tap that ass!"

That's really funny.. I was walking down Lex & 63rd the other day when I herd someone turn to a woman and say "Hey there Barbie-doll, can I be your Ken"... it was pathetic, but funny nontheless..

The best pickup line has to be.. "Hi/Hey, my name is (your name)..".. there are two major exceptions to this rule however..

1. Case I - (9+ inch penis).. "Hi, I have a 10" penis"..

2. Case II - (the bank account).. "Hi, I have a billion dollars"..

ladies can't resist guys who fall into Case II..

my favorite pickup line though has to be the comeback.. you stand/sit next to the woman you're thinking about.. and have a guy friend of yours come onto her.. or simply wait until some guy comes onto her..

wait until that guy is done.. and she's finished rejecting him.. just as she's done and re-gaining herself.. turn over to her like it's no big deal.. like you've known her for years and say.. "wow, that has to be the worst pick up line i've ever herd.. I don't know what's more fun to watch, you blowing these guys off, or what comes out of those guy's mouths"..

works for me.. and at this time.. it's usually the right time to use the "Hi, my name is (your name)"...

[GrkScorp]

Hey you look familiar? Do I know you from somewhere?

Where do you go to school at? What's your major?

I find these to work everytime!

I've actually taken the time to expand on these slightly overused lines.. especially the first one..

for instance.. if i was a woman.. and someone used that on me.. i'd see right through it in a heartbeat.. and would kill the mood as it would come off as fake.. BUT! check this one out..

Guy: "Oh my god! are you that girl from the Bachelor?"
Girl: "Haha (flattered) no.. lol"
Guy: "Are you sure? Because you look just like her"

Blah Blah Blah...

Think about it.. it comes off as more geniune.. AND there's a subtle compliment in there.. which is why women would feel flattered.. (because looking like a girl from the Bachelor implies that they're good-looking.. or at best.. resemble someone slightly popular & known).. which is always flattering.. especially if it's implied and not direct..

PLUS!! there's a Bonus.. it also implies you watch the Bachelor! so right off the bat.. you have something to talk about so your conversation doesn't run dry.. take both cases..

Case I
- Hey, you look familiar, do I know you from somewhere?
- No
- I could swear i've seen you from somewhere.
- Maybe someone else, sorry, bye..
(Nice job, real smooth)

Case II
- Omg! are you that girl from the Bachelor?
- Haha, no.. lol..
- Are you sure? You look just like her..
- Thanks, but no, not me..
- Well, it was a shame he didn't pick you, I mean the girl you look like..
(Bam, convo is flowing)

[EmoBlackBelt]

"Hi, I have a 10' penis"

A ten foot penis??! Wow. Normally I don't point out typos, but that one was hilarious.

[Mish]

Beavis and Butthead worthy lines

I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..
If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down..
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?.
Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..

[Eternal-Lullaby]

Ha ha I've heard these ones...

" Hey there beautiful, I'm horny, you like sex, I think we could really help each other out. "

" How do you like your eggs in the morning? "

" If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? "

And this one is my boyfriend's favourite...

" Hey, lets gain 300 pounds and have sex on a frozen lake.

Just to break the ice. "

[Sexpert Sam]

Want one that might actualy work for you. Say this...

"Hi, I was just wondering if your name is as beautiful as you are"

[IndiReloaded]

Want one that might actualy work for you. Say this...

"Hi, I was just wondering if your name is as beautiful as you are"

Lame.

Avoid cliche & try for sincere.

[Mish]

Lame.

Avoid cliche & try for sincere.

How about

"Hi, even though you have crooked teeth and your nose is too big for your face, your eyes look stunningly beautiful"

[EmoBlackBelt]

There is no such thing as a pickup line. There are intro lines, but anyone who thinks they're going to find anyone worthwhile by asking them if it hurt when they fell from heaven is retarded. If you want to talk to a random girl, just ask her for her oppinion on something. That's ten times better than "How do you like your eggs?"

[Gigabitch]

If you want to talk to a random girl, just ask her for her oppinion on something.

That's true. Actually, that's golden, especially if you subsequently shut the **** up and just nod your head in agreement while she tells you what she thinks for 45 minutes.