My Story with my Girl Friend

[Alsahod]

One day I was walking around the mall. After one hour I saw a nice girl. She was seeing me and smiled, so I considered she liked me. I ran to her and I slapped her face. She became angry, so she slapped my face. We fought and the people massed around us, and someone called the police. The police men came to the location, so I and the girl united to fight the police men. We won the fight and the people greeted us, so we became good friends.

[deeb]

It sounds like she doesn't know she's your girlfriend yet.

[Gigabitch]

Maybe next time you should just shoot yourself and make a big, brainy mess in her lap. That'll prove your love once and for all.

[clynn]

Maybe next time you should just shoot yourself and make a big, brainy mess in her lap. That'll prove your love once and for all.

ROFL