payback
Originally Posted by
artyemi
the cat said to the mouse, to the jolly old mouse
you better get out, better get outta the house
or i'll chase you around
and run you into the ground
and so the mouse ran
as fast as he can
till he can run no more
and dropped dead on the floor.
that is the end
of my dear mouse friend.
now the mouse is a ghost
and oft likes to boast
i'll slash and i'll gash
that old cat into toast
i'll gnash and i'll smash
that sly cat into roast
i'll crash him and stash him
and then i shall toast,
to that jolly old mouse
from the house on the coast!
"I rarely drive steamboats, dad!"