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    My gay friend was telling me the other day that he believes men who like girls with giant swollen clits the size of an arm are actually just too afraid to admit that they lick penises. What do you think?

    I was also starting to wonder what straight men can learn from gay ones. Such as going to gay bars or whatever and looking at the techniques and tricks gay guys use to try to pick YOU up. I've never been enough of a snoop or weirdo eavesdropper to get too close to watch how successful guys do it. And obviously never been successful myself. Although I imagine what you can learn would be limited, because if gay guys are anything like straight ones, it wouldn't take any kind of pick-up effort to bed them. Imagine a girl trying to pick a GUY up. They probably even know less than me

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    I don't think its helpful to learn from gay guys. I mean, guys are just easier to pick up than girls. Maybe, you should learn from lesbians.

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    Nine times out of ten a female trying to pick up a guy would be way too easy. If the guy is in a bar or club he probably thinks she wants sex. Even if they are not in those places he would probably think she just wants sex rather than a long term relationship.

    In my opinion, a woman picking up a man is seen as too easy. However, don't let me stop any woman from doing that. That's her prerogative.

    As for the large clit, that could be hormonal, etc. If a man likes men, he will not be satisifed with a woman. I think your friend is talking too much about his sexuality now that you know. Maybe he is trying to convert you after all.
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    I'd sooner date a gay guy than a lesbian. (I'm not talking about the lipstick lesbians, but the hard-core butchy ones.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesa View Post
    I think your friend is talking too much about his sexuality now that you know. Maybe he is trying to convert you after all.
    Haha, I hope not. You know how I joke around with Cain and whoever in very queer ways? I use to do that with my gay friend and I still do. And he does also. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    I'd sooner date a gay guy than a lesbian. (I'm not talking about the lipstick lesbians, but the hard-core butchy ones.)
    Me too Vashti LOL. Maybe I can attempt to convert him hehe. I knew a lesbian that looked like a man...I mean she really did. I tried to figure out whether she was an obese man or a woman...She had the voice of a boy. Her fatness masked her boobs perfectly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lesa View Post
    Me too Vashti LOL. Maybe I can attempt to convert him hehe. I knew a lesbian that looked like a man...I mean she really did. I tried to figure out whether she was an obese man or a woman...She had the voice of a boy. Her fatness masked her boobs perfectly.

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    Fucck HIPPA, dumbass lawmakers making more paperwork and jobs for shit reasons

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    Uh, don't learn from gay men trying to pick you up on what techniques to use to pick up women.

    Best way to learn is from personal experience. If you feel you are ready to visit a gay bar, then you are ready for approaching and asking out women.

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