I Pee In The Shower

[Junket]

Even when I'm not taking one.

Like this morning, I had a big boner, and I couldn't get it down, so I just ran the water, and peed.

[misombra]

you monster.

[Lozenger]

eww - why don't you just use the toilet?!

And why would you want to stand in your own piss when you take a shower?!?!

X

[boobaa]

eww - why don't you just use the toilet?!

And why would you want to stand in your own piss when you take a shower?!?!

X

You women will never understand the accurate art of peeing since all you have to do is sit and let it flow. It is really hard to pee in the toilet if you are having a hard on and want to pee, it gets all over the place.
Plus, there are also difficulties with foreskin which you have to pull up every time before peeing or it may happen that you drip the floor or burst out an uncontrollable spray.

But I actually have never peed in the shower. I don't want to stand in my own piss and others use it too. If I have a hard on, I just need to wait and suffer. Btw, hard ons are very common in the mornings.

[anachronistic]

People piss all over the place, here in the dorms; on the doors of people which they hate, down the stairwell, in the sink, in the waterfountain, on the showerhead, all over the toilet seat, etc. I cannot wait to get the **** out of here.

[Illusional]

i just piss in the yard and sometimes it gets all over my neighbor's house. =)~

raverboy

[Lozenger]

It's still horrible - even if you do have a hard-on.

In my school, girls have been know to put clingfilm over the top of the toilet, so when one sits down to piss, it flicks back in her face!

X

[Kromat]

The best solution is to pee before you go to sleep, and then you won't be tempted to go during the night either.
Once you wake up, you won't be tempted to go as bad and have strange things like you had happen again.

P.S. You must have some crazy dreams, to get a boner when you wake up.

[1averagejoe]

The best solution is to pee before you go to sleep, and then you won't be tempted to go during the night either.
Once you wake up, you won't be tempted to go as bad and have strange things like you had happen again.

P.S. You must have some crazy dreams, to get a boner when you wake up.

I drink a lot of water...so I can't help it. If I don't drink enough water before bed I can't sleep. And I tend to go to the restroom more frequently then most people I know. No I'm not diabetic or have any other problem I've been checked already.

P.S. Have you ever heard of morning wood?

[Imsomeones]

i piss too,

[vashti]

I am really grossed out. I suggest you never tell Amy about this.

BTW - there was an old Seinfeld episode about peeing in the shower.

[squirrley]

Ha, I'm actually laughing my ass off because Ive personally met Fras and this I just can't see happening. I bet Amy knows though!

[boobaa]

It's still horrible - even if you do have a hard-on.

In my school, girls have been know to put clingfilm over the top of the toilet, so when one sits down to piss, it flicks back in her face!

X

Welcome to the horrible MAN world. So you better don't whine about men leaving the seat up, otherwise they will leave it down and piss all over it. We have to raise it, why cant you?

[Junket]

I don't stand in it in the mornings, I just piss in it from the outside while the water is running.

In any case, urine is sterile, and while the water is running, nobody would know it's been pissed in. Plus, I come back home covered in dirt and grime that is easily more dirty than my piss.

Also, morning erections have little to do with your dreams, it's a reflex your body is apt to doing itself.

So Lozenger, ever try to pee down in a toilet when your penis is pointed up?

No, 'cause you're a girl, which means you bleed out your hole for a week. Now who's dirty?

(Yes, Amy knows I do this.)

[vashti]

Welcome to the horrible MAN world. So you better don't whine about men leaving the seat up, otherwise they will leave it down and piss all over it. We have to raise it, why cant you?

I taught my son to avoid peeing all over the toilet when he was 3, and you still haven't learned?