How smart are you?

[FoxyLaydee]

1. What relation is your niece's brother to you?

2. How many birthdays does the average person have?

3. How many months have 28 days?

4. Is it legal in Scotland for a man to marry his widow's sister?

5. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10.

6. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

7. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour. How long do the pills last?

8. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

10. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

11. You are participating in a race and overtake the second person. What position are you now in?

12. Take 1000 and add 40. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

13. Mary's father has five daughters. 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nono, 4. Nini. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

[Kiechi]

1. What relation is your niece's brother to you? - Nephew

2. How many birthdays does the average person have? 65? God knows.

3. How many months have 28 days? All months have 28 days.

4. Is it legal in Scotland for a man to marry his widow's sister? No?

5. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. Suck at maths. I see what it's asking, but I'm just going to go with the most expected. 25.

6. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2

7. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour. How long do the pills last? Hour and a half

8. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

9. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 1

10. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 6

11. You are participating in a race and overtake the second person. What position are you now in? Second

12. Take 1000 and add 40. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? 5000

13. Mary's father has five daughters. 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nono, 4. Nini. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Nunu

[FoxyLaydee]

13. Mary's father has five daughters. 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nono, 4. Nini. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Nunu

Kiechi.. you're so cute!

[Tedel]

1. What relation is your niece's brother to you? Nephew.

2. How many birthdays does the average person have? One a year.

3. How many months have 28 days? One.

4. Is it legal in Scotland for a man to marry his widow's sister? No, he's dead.

5. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. 70.

6. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? The two you took with you.

7. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour. How long do the pills last? 1 hour, as you took the third one in the 60th minute.

8. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9.

9. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? None, the ark was Noah's.

10. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12.

11. You are participating in a race and overtake the second person. What position are you now in? Second.

12. Take 1000 and add 40. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? 4100.

13. Mary's father has five daughters. 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nono, 4. Nini. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Mary.

Am I right?

[Kiechi]

Kiechi.. you're so cute!

So there answer isn't "Nunu" then?

[FoxyLaydee]

Am I right?

Pretty close, Tedel.

So there answer isn't "Nunu" then?

LOL - no.. Tedel got it right though.

[bluesummer]

I'm going to try this without reading the other answers.

1. What relation is your niece's brother to you? Nephew

2. How many birthdays does the average person have? Hm. I'm going to say one because you're only born once.

3. How many months have 28 days? All of them

4. Is it legal in Scotland for a man to marry his widow's sister? No, because he's already dead

5. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. Seventy

6. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? You have two. You took two.

7. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour. How long do the pills last? Tricky question. The pills last half an hour each individually, and an hour and a half total.

8. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left? Nine

9. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? One of each

10. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? A dozen

11. You are participating in a race and overtake the second person. What position are you now in? Second

12. Take 1000 and add 40. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? 4100.

13. Mary's father has five daughters. 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nono, 4. Nini. What is the name of the fifth daughter? MARY. Duh.


PS Crap! Of course Moses didn't take any animals on the Ark...it was Noah! Dammit.

[Kiechi]

I'm going to try this without reading the other answers.

1. What relation is your niece's brother to you? Nephew

2. How many birthdays does the average person have? Hm. I'm going to say one because you're only born once.

3. How many months have 28 days? All of them

4. Is it legal in Scotland for a man to marry his widow's sister? No, because he's already dead

5. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. Seventy

6. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? You have two. You took two.

7. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour. How long do the pills last? Tricky question. The pills last half an hour each individually, and an hour and a half total.

8. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left? Nine

9. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? One of each

10. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? A dozen

11. You are participating in a race and overtake the second person. What position are you now in? Second

12. Take 1000 and add 40. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? 4100.

13. Mary's father has five daughters. 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nono, 4. Nini. What is the name of the fifth daughter? MARY. Duh.


PS Crap! Of course Moses didn't take any animals on the Ark...it was Noah! Dammit.

You changed an answer cheater! Haha

[bluesummer]

I didn't change my answer. I looked at the other ones afterward and showed that I messed up. I could be wrong on some other ones, too. But the Moses one kind of pissed me off that I didn't catch it.

I changed the math answer, but I had actually figured it out before looking at the other ones.

[Tedel]

Pretty close, Tedel.

Awww... Where did I mistake?
(Yeah, this is the most childish thing I've said so far in this forum.)

[buzwiz]

1. What relation is your niece's brother to you? nephew

2. How many birthdays does the average person have? one?

3. How many months have 28 days? 12

4. Is it legal in Scotland for a man to marry his widow's sister?no?

5. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. 70

6. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2

7. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour. How long do the pills last? 1..5 hours

8. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

9. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?1

10. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?2

11. You are participating in a race and overtake the second person. What position are you now in?1st

12. Take 1000 and add 40. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? 5000

13. Mary's father has five daughters. 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nono, 4. Nini. What is the name of the fifth daughter? nunu

[Kiechi]

I love how my "nunu" answer is coming up haha

[IndiReloaded]

Smart enough not to take this test.

[FoxyLaydee]

Time to put you all out of your misery - not that you all were..


1. What relation is your neice's brother to you?
Nephew.

2. How many birthdays does the average person have?
One (except for the Queen of England).

3. How many months have 28 days?
All of them.

4. Is it legal in Scotland for a man to marry his widow's sister?
No, because he's dead.

5. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10.
30 divided by 0.5 is 60 + 10 = 70.

6. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
You have the 2 apples you just took.

7. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour.
One pill at 4 o'clock, another at 4.30 and another at 5.00. The question is not 'how long do the effects last' so the answer is one hour.

8. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
Nine survive.

9. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
None, Noah took them on the ark.

10. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
There are always 12 in a dozen of anything.

11. You are participating in a race and overtake the second person. What position are you now in?
Second.

12. Take 1000 and add 40. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
4100.

13. Mary's father has five daughters. 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nono, 4. Nini.
The fifth daughter is Mary.

[FoxyLaydee]

Thanks to all who took the test - it was fun, innit?