A few dumb questions...

[Jimmy1218]

Well, I'm not really a talented lover, so I have some stupid questions:

1. How do you ask a girl out?
2. What do you do after you tell a girl you love her for the first time?? (that awkward silence)
3. how do you get a girl to like you?
4. How do you really kiss a chick?
5. What can you say to strike a conversation with the girl?
6. How do you know if a girl likes you?
7. How do you know if the girl wants 2 b touched or kissed?


Lots of dumb questions i know. But really want answers.

[anachronistic]

Well, I'm not really a talented lover, so I have some stupid questions:

1. How do you ask a girl out?
2. What do you do after you tell a girl you love her for the first time?? (that awkward silence)
3. how do you get a girl to like you?
4. How do you really kiss a chick?
5. What can you say to strike a conversation with the girl?
6. How do you know if a girl likes you?
7. How do you know if the girl wants 2 b touched or kissed?


Lots of dumb questions i know. But really want answers.

in regard to your effortless attempt to be a man, i have some stupid answers for your stupid questions:

1. you just do. there are many ways to do it, but you need to be confident and polite.

2. you wait for reciprocation. assuming you timed it right, she should respond with "i love you too" and then whatever comes after; hugs, kisses, sex?...

3. you don't make attempts to get someone to like you. you become interested in someone and see if they feel the same way. if not, move on and find someone else.

4. [url]http://www.google.com[/url] << google for it. it's not too hard. you might not even have to google for it, it's one of those spur of the moment things.

5. you can say anything to start up a conversation. don't be cheesy.

6. you won't have to ask yourself this. there will be a lot of clues and you'll be telling yourself.

7. body language. or maybe if you're that ignorant, she will eventually hint it to you with words.

[Jimmy1218]

lol. ty 4 the answerse

[anachronistic]

what the **** did you just say?

[Illusional]

what the **** did you just say?

are you blind?? he said, "lol. ty 4 the answerse" does that help any??

raverboy

[anachronistic]

are you blind?? he said, "lol. ty 4 the answerse" does that help any??

raverboy

i don't understand taht. seriously.


SHH, be quiet illusional.

[kapneb92]

I'll try to translate stupid teenager talk, it's my native language.
"lol. ty 4 the answerse"
lol: Laugh out loud
ty: Thank you
the: the
answerse: answers

[Illusional]

dammit, now people are really getting lazy... you don't even get a proper thank you for your help.

raverboy

[Steve2004]

I'll try to translate stupid teenager talk, it's my native language.

did you just call yourself a stupid teenager?

[jurupa]

did you just call yourself a stupid teenager?

No, he said its is native language, so he can translate it for us. Much like how you know l33t speak.

[Steve2004]

No, he said its is native language, so he can translate it for us. Much like how you know l33t speak.

anyone who's cool knows leet speak. i win.

[Tiay]

I don't think those were stupid questions or stupid answers.

just naive questions.

1. there is no one perfect way to do it. You just hold your life in your hands and say words such as "hey, do you want to get lunch/movie/etc with me?"

2. "that awkward silence"?? eeee, you poor boy. You pray that she'll say it back. if she doesn't, then you can either belittle it (that is "oops, that just kinda popped out") or if you feel she should love you back at this point it could be time for a serious relationship talk.

3. I agree with lilwing, don't change yourself just to appeal to someone. however, I will say this; exercise and eat well, take good care of yourself; do this for yourself first and foremost, but as a side-effect you really will be more attractive.

4. how do you "really" kiss a girl? did you maybe put the word "really" in there to cover up the fact that you have never kissed a girl at all? Kissing is really quite easy once you do it. Everyone makes fun of people who are unsure about kissing, or say "it just happens naturally" or whatever, which doesn't help. all I can say is that if you're with the right person, you will learn in no time. a few simple guidelines are: close your eyes. Don't slobber all over her face- if she wipes your saliva off the edge of her lip afterwards, it was too much. Do not over-do the tongue. USE YOUR HANDS, caress her body, cup her cheek, pull her close, DO something with your hands (this depends on what stage in the relationship you're in, though; that is, don't grab her ass during your first kiss with her, obviously)
here's a guide on kissing passionately: [url]http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-kiss-someone-passionately[/url]

5. there is no right way to do this. it depends so much on the situation and body language, that I can't possibly tell you how to do it. as far as I remember, guys trying to pick me up were pretty simple about it. stuff like "are you single?", "you're really pretty", "what's your number?". in general, telling someone they're pretty or have a nice smile or nice eyes or whatever is a clear sign that you like them. can result in awkward silence though.
No cheesy pickup-lines, most girls hate those.

6. if she's flirting with you, particularly if she's flirting heavily. tricky, I know. some girls just flirt with everyone. and they expect you to read their mind, because even if it is painfully obvious that a girl likes you, YOU still have to make the first move.

7. body language. if there are awkward moments where she's kinda leaning in to you, or looking at your lips a lot, or she might even mention it, etc, she probably wants to be kissed. sounds kinda silly, I guess, but you really can tell if you pay attention. You can feel it in the air.
Personally though, I don't get this waiting around to "be" kissed thing girls do, why don't they just do it themselves? bleh. anyway..

man, this makes me realise how much calibrating and assessing goes on at the potential beginning of a relationship. which makes me feel lucky for not having to do any of that

[jurupa]

anyone who's cool knows leet speak. i win.

No wonder teens who know such "speak", talk with bad grammar. And you lose by the way as using such "speak" is stupid.

[Illusional]

what the f*ck is l33t speak, or speech for that matter.. stupid things that i don't understand.

raverboy

[anachronistic]

what the f*ck is l33t speak, or speech for that matter.. stupid things that i don't understand.

raverboy

it's how dumbasses talk on the net. they do it so much that they actually forget how to spell n'stuff.