Happy Valentine's Day, Lovers!

[vashti]

Posted on a friend's Facebook page:



lol

[misombra]

Happy v-day i love (some of) you! Muah!

[sadie_genie]

Just came back from handing in my essay assignment at my campus. And....OMG pretty flowers and roses are everywhere. One girl had like a dozen of gorgeous blue roses. So jealous. -_-

[asdfg789]

Nah, V Day is for kids (:

[Lovable]

Happy Belated V-Day to you all!!

Had a nice day, got some beautiful purple tulips from my guy. Ordered in & just had a nice quiet evening at home.

[asdfg789]

Oh, alright. For those guys who give a damn -

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY ON VALENTINES DAY:

It’s not really difficult to make a woman happy on this special day ... a man only needs to be:

1. a friend.
2. a companion.
3. a lover.
4. a brother.
5. a father.
6. a master.
7. a chef.
8. an electrician.
9. a carpenter.
10. a plumber.
11. a mechanic.
12. a decorator.
13. a stylist.
14. a sexologist.
15. a gynecologist.
16. a psychologist.
17. a pest exterminator.
18. a psychiatrist.
19. a healer.
20. a good listener.
21. an organizer.
22. a good father.
23. very clean.
24. sympathetic.
25. athletic.
26. warm.
27. attentive.
28. gallant.
29. intelligent.
30. funny.
31. creative.
32. tender.
33. strong.
34. understanding.
35. tolerant.
36. prudent.
37. ambitious.
38. capable.
39. courageous.
40. determined.
41. true.
42. dependable.
43. passionate.
44. compassionate.

................... WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly.
46. love shopping.
47. be honest.
48. be very rich.
49. not stress her out.
50. not look at other girls.

...................AND AT THE SAME TIME, HE MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

..................IT IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT TO:

54. Never to forget:
* Valentines Day!!!!
* birthdays!!!!
* anniversaries!!!!
* arrangements she makes!!!!

NOW, IF THE LADY WANTS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY:

1. Show up naked.
2. Bring beer .

[oneandonly]

LOL. How difficult can it get!

[vashti]

Hey, my job requires about 50 of those! I am qualified to make a woman happy.... maybe I should be a lesbian?

[asdfg789]

Hey, my job requires about 50 of those! I am qualified to make a woman happy.... maybe I should be a lesbian?

No ! Don't ! At least be bi- (: