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    can masturbation make you loose weight?

    i duno where i got this from but i was reading and it was something along the lines of that. can it? i didn't think it could. i heard a whole lota sex can

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    I don't know - I heard it can make you lose hair though. And I think it could be true lol
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    yes, but not really. Nothing but eating less calories than you spend and exercising will really work, though. Your crotch would be sore if that was your only way of burning calories!

    edit: actually, maybe there's more to this than I'm thinking. Maybe it speeds up your metabolism a little or something.. though I dunno if that's likely. Heck maybe it's just that people who feel good and are aware of their bodies also tend to take care of themselves better.
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    Maybe that's how Lil'wing has been able to eat the way he does and isn't a 300-pounder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Maybe that's how Lil'wing has been able to eat the way he does and isn't a 300-pounder.
    ... so that's what that white stuff is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LostNotFound View Post
    i duno where i got this from but i was reading and it was something along the lines of that. can it? i didn't think it could. i heard a whole lota sex can
    i guess if your penis weighes 500 lbs.


    seriously, sex can be a good workout if you're moving enough. you have to do it on all different kinds of positions to work out all your muscles. it can build stamina and all that good stuff. i can hump 3 times faster, thanks to sex!

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    a truly useful ability, that...

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    can masturbation make you loose weight?
    I wish haha!

    Pretty awesome way to get fit (sex and masturbation)

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    it'd have to be pretty active sex. does giving lots of oral count? lol.. "hey, bf, take your pants off, I want to do my work out"..

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    I wonder whether it's really bad for your teeth....
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    hm.. or, like, jaw muscles? that'd be my guess..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    I wonder whether it's really bad for your teeth....
    well we learned in health class thats it whitens teeth. Thats why prostitutes have white teeth.
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    This whole situation is retarded. Instead of getting yourself into a love triangle, you have somehow managed to create a "love square"?!?!??!!
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    .., there's no reason to think about anything.., if you're "thinking" you're losing.., just "do".., because nothing is a big deal.., unless you make it out to be..

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    Maybe on your right arm yeah, but can't see how it could help anywhere else.



    Q] How to spot a chronic masurbator.........

    A] Compare muscle mass between left and right arms. If difference is above 10% rest assured he/she is a catory 'A' masturbator
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    hahaha to those of you silly to believe in something so dumb... all masturbation goes is give you a happy ending.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_fahrenheit View Post
    I wish haha!

    Pretty awesome way to get fit (sex and masturbation)
    Yes agree 100%
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