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    I don't want to pay federal taxes anymore.

    So what happens when I stop giving up my hard earned money to the evil Federation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    So what happens when I stop giving up my hard earned money to the evil Federation?
    The answer is.., it depends..

    Are you not paying because you simply don't have the money?

    Penalty: (Fines.., interest.., penalties.., and you can eventually call up an attorney to reach a settlement.. they just want anything they can get)

    Are you not paying because you simply don't feel like paying?

    Penalty: You go to jail bad boy! Even if you send the IRS a cute little card..



    Common! Paying taxes is great.., it adds a whole new dimension to your life..

    Improving your social life:



    Mystery & Excitement:



    Role-playing:



    Reminicing on the past:



    Enjoying your married life:



    Realizing what true love is:



    Realizing things that you took for granted:



    Maintaining your dignity:



    It gives you something to complain about over the holidays.., especially in December.., It gives you a reason to attend churches.., temples.., cults.., Republican Party conventions.., etc..

    Think how dull your life would be if you didn't have to pay any taxes..
    If you can't stop the Wind, then you can't stop the Storm.

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    Jail, huh?

    Well, I suppose that's one way to protest.

    I hate giving the feds my money.

    They don't deserve it.

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    i hate it too. i hated it being deducted from my paychecks and i hate even more having to write out a check to them.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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