and I deliver.
First Attempt:
ZOMG i am satin!!11
I wish you guys could see this pic on my bud's phone. This doesn't do it justice. It's so evil it sends shivers down my spine.
Second Attempt:
And here I am looking like a sane human being. Or at least about as sane as I can look.
Even this one is really crappy and distorted. It looks like I have a teardrop tattoo under my left eye. I need to get a real camera.