How can I avoid oral sex?

[java303]

I tried to give it to him, but it was so smelly that i almost wanted to puke. i tried talking to him about it, but it disappointed him and thus even after this he kept asking me for it. i dont like the liquid oozing out of his thing...its smell makes me feel sick. can anyone tell me how i can avoid this oral sex and still be with him?

[Gigabitch]

Take a shower with him. That's sexy as hell, and you can soap up his wiener yourself, which should help with the stinkiness problem.

You can't avoid the "oozing stuff" though. In fact, if you do it right, it does a lot more than ooze. You've got to be okay with this before you even go down there, I mean, this is just what happens when you do oral.

[GrkScorp]

it does a lot more than ooze

It fires off 3-6 rounds 3-9 inches in the air, followed by whatever's left oozing out..

[Only-virgins]

How bad does it smell? I mean, this guy should clean himself come on.

[Junket]

If he's going down on you, you better suck it up.

...

No pun intended.

[Gribble]

That's nasty. I'm so glad I'm not female. You've got all kinds of crazy shit coming out of your koochie and as if that weren't bad enough you're supposed to suck up the crazy shit coming out of your man's dick. Ewwwh.

[java303]

How bad does it smell? I mean, this guy should clean himself come on.

actually, he planned it all last week and i was excited about it. last night he had a game and after that he came to see me. i hope you understand its meaning. he was quite dirty from the sweat. but when i licked it i was okay. the only time i freaked out was when the liquid started coming out. it was too smelly. and we were basically in his car. the warm air from the heater and the smell almost made me puke. in the end, i just had to open the door for fresh air.

my guy is too stubborn. i told him to wear a condom as it was my first time trying it. but he said no cuz condom doesnt let his thing harden.

do you guys have any tips that i can use????

oh frasbee, he hasnt gone down on me yet.

[Junket]

His precum was smelly??

Mine doesn't even have a smell, or a taste for that matter.

Anyway, he better start going down on you if he should expect anymore.

Personally, I can't quite blame him for not wanting a condom for oral...

[Gigabitch]

last night he had a game and after that he came to see me. i hope you understand its meaning. he was quite dirty from the sweat.

Um, okay, eeeewww. Java, I strongly recommend you never go for that kind of nastiness again. Respect yourself, for God's sake. Even if he was David Beckham, he'd damn well better shower after a game.

the only time i freaked out was when the liquid started coming out. it was too smelly.

That's just plain weird. Like, creepy weird. I'm wondering if he's got some kind of infection going on. Indi? Vashti? Someone who has a working knowledge of A & P?

[vashti]

I would be looking at dietary modifications in addition to hygiene.

[IndiReloaded]

Mbe you just aren't compatible. I've read that females choose their mates based on pheromones & sex smell. You should enjoy how your guy smells.

Tongue in cheek, of course, but there IS some truth to it. Supposed to be indicative of genetically compatible immune systems, or something.

[java303]

Um, okay, eeeewww. Java, I strongly recommend you never go for that kind of nastiness again. Respect yourself, for God's sake. Even if he was David Beckham, he'd damn well better shower after a game.



That's just plain weird. Like, creepy weird. I'm wondering if he's got some kind of infection going on. Indi? Vashti? Someone who has a working knowledge of A & P?

oooh please make it clear. what is the meaning of infection here? the smell was quite a weird one...it was almost like some kind of chemical. for more information, his ex-girlfriend caught std from another guy. after that my guy saw her only twice. i asked him many times whether he touched her, but he said no, he never did. he kind of made clear to me that he had sex with her before she cheated on him.

well, indie, i love the smell of his skin. i am intimate with him in all other matters.

[vashti]

Did he get himself checked out for an STD? Good god, please say you made him get tested before you had sexual relations with him.

[Junket]

Did he get himself checked out for an STD? Good god, please say you made him get tested before you had sexual relations with him.

Of course she didn't.

But I think she might, now.

[vashti]

Gonorrhea can cause smelly ejaculate. So can an infection of the prostate gland. I'm sure there are other things, too. You'd better have him tested.

Also, avoid meats and asparagus, and increase fruits in the diet if the problem is not an STD.