Bitch and Moan about your co-workers here.

[QueenofCorona]

I love the girl who sits right across from me UNTIL she eats. Her jaw makes that cracking noise everytime she chews. Grosses me the eff out. Not only that but she is always singing in this high pitched Soprano voice. The last thing I want to hear in the background when someone on the phone is humping me is a soundtrack of her singing and her jaw cracking. Arrgghhh!!!!!!!

[misombra]

lol that eating sound grosses me out too.

i work at home and don't really see any of my coworkers luckily.

[bluesummer]

I have one who is particularly nasty, but it would take me all day to type out all the reasons why. She's so bad i'm actually looking for a position someplace else.

[Gigabitch]

Our new part-timer is the most calculatedly helpless person I think I have ever encountered in my life.

[vashti]

I hate hearing people eat. Popcorn chompers in the theater makes me feel homicidal.

I like my co-workers, but I don't eat with them, or I might not.

[doppelgaenger]

chomp chomp chomp *chewing with mouth open*

[Charlie Boy II]

I can't stand when people drink coffee in the lift. I can hear that warm milk slide down the back of their throat into their stomach, and that "gulping" noise.

[Gigabitch]

My boss leaves food out overnight in the kitchen.

[qwertz]

OMG, the worst thing is the slurp when someone sips a drink thats too hot. I could quite easily murder them!

There is a new girl in my department, she has a shit hot figure and boobs to die for. Bitch.

[Kiechi]

I have a friend who is hopelessly addicted to weed and can not see it. He's pretty bitter and thinks he is better than me, yet all he does is sit his lazy virgin ass at home all day dreaming. I really do ****ing hate stoners.

[MVPlaya]

I can't stand the smell of coffee. I actually prefer the cubicle to my office, since the office is so ****ing secluded - I prefer to be outside, near people, with more social interaction, but one of my coworkers drinks such rank and putrid coffee that the mere smell of it gives me a headache and forces me into my office.

[QueenofCorona]

This noob who spends more time on his cell phone with his wife or doing his church work online than on the phone with our clients (and its obvious to our whole office he's a slacker) but has the audacity to stand up and announce his payments to the office. He's ahead of some of us who actually work hard, only because we work his shit.

[Illusional]

why is this world full of haters???

raverboy

[bluesummer]

I hate when I bring food and leave it in the staff room fridge and other people take it. I mean, you didn't bring it, so why would you think you can just eat it?

[QueenofCorona]

I hate when I bring food and leave it in the staff room fridge and other people take it. I mean, you didn't bring it, so why would you think you can just eat it?

At my old office this wench from Accounting used to ALWAYS hog my coffee creamer. Didn't even phase her that I'd write my name on the outside in black permanent marker. I'd walk into the lunchroom and she'd be blatantly pouring it in.