Where are your sex toys hidden?

[bloodtippedrose]

I have a friend whose 18 and lives with her parents. In their small house with three little sisters and a crazy invading mother no where is sacred. She desperately wants to own a vibrator and as much as I'd like to help her I live two states away. Is there somewhere creative she can hide something of that nature or is she SOL until she moves out?

Where do you hide your toys?

[Yet another guy]

How about a locked box? I can't think of a good place to let it dry though if it needs cleaning...

[MerryH]

Just like this, except shaped like a phallus:

[URL=http://imgur.com/l4fQq][/URL]

For bonus points, use book titles that somewhat apply, like Moby Dick, The Invisible Man, etc.

[bloodtippedrose]

Both great ideas. A locked box might intrigue her sisters a little too much but to cut apart a rarely used book that shes had on her shelf forever would probably attract little attention

[eonbar]

Both great ideas. A locked box might intrigue her sisters a little too much but to cut apart a rarely used book that shes had on her shelf forever would probably attract little attention

lol. rarely used would be dangerous.
...i'd opt for never lol

[doppelgaenger]

Just like this, except shaped like a phallus:

[URL=http://imgur.com/l4fQq][/URL]

For bonus points, use book titles that somewhat apply, like Moby Dick, The Invisible Man, etc.

Laugh of the day goes to you.

[bloodtippedrose]

omg i didnt even notice the book title suggestions before. rofl

Anyway shes graduating in a few months and I am totally going to make a hideaway book out of a math book for her and stuff her first porno in it. Hmmm know any good samplers of normal + bondage + gay + group/dp???? Or any variation of those.. I suck at picking porn. Thats what the internet is for..

[Regnent]

We were happy with under the bed. Till a toddler managed to crawl under, and disturbingly enough, bit a chunk out of it.

[bloodtippedrose]

That is disturbing.. Even more so then when I was really young and had a sword fight with my brother and some of our parents jelly dildos. We didnt know! :'(

[qwertz]

that is disturbing.. Even more so then when i was really young and had a sword fight with my brother and some of our parents jelly dildos. We didnt know! :'(

wtf!!!.....lol!!!!!!

[Regnent]

That is disturbing.. Even more so then when I was really young and had a sword fight with my brother and some of our parents jelly dildos. We didnt know! :'(

at least they are 'safe' as weapons...

[warriormaiden]

LOL.

I have three younger brothers who are constantly going through my stuff all the time. My mother never go through my things, though.
I always hide my 'things' under a bunch of old sweaters and clothes at the top of my closet. Or she could hide it between the mattresses. Or on the floor, behind her head board, but if her sisters are young, they may like to play under the bed, and may find it.

Once, my brother found my vibrator and was using it as a wand.

[Looq]

A purple box in a draw (at the back under some folded sheets) in the bed, people always forget that beds have draws (especially if you have a skirt under your mattress that hangs down covering them).

[bloodtippedrose]

^^^ Lol thats alot of work when the mood strikes!

[violingirl]

In the center console in my car...it locks.