Abuse of Dr. Seuss

[DoesntMatter]

To disambiguate the meaning of a Dr. Seuss tale, the Cat in the Hat...

If I am correct, the story of the cat in the hat is all about a childhood coping mechanism of sexual abuse

The cat in the hat is a metaphor for the fathers uncircumsized penis. Seuss, as a young child powerless to resist his fathers incestuous advances, mentally escaped the horror of his reality by making a game of it, and treating the fathers penis and foreskin as a less menacing cat and oversized hat, respectively

The mess caused by these "fun and games" at the end was embarassing and frightening to the young Seuss, who knew it was wrong (although not completely why) and wanted to hide it from the others

[vashti]

Hah! You kill me sometimes! Where have you been?

[DoesntMatter]

Skool stuff

[IndiReloaded]

LOL. Suess was an interesting guy, wrote war propaganda or something. That's gotta mess with your head.

Did you get all As, young genius?

[DoesntMatter]

I don't know

[The_bobb]

I almost died laughing =) Thank you for this...

[Indignant]

The bed was not made.
It was perfect that day.
So I sat down to wait
For someone to come play.

I sat there alone.
I sat there, just me.
And I said "I do want
For just me to be we."

Too sad for a vibe
And too tired for an egg.
So I sat on the bed
And crossed both of my legs.

So all I could do was to
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Cause I did not have
Even one date.

And then
Something went thump!
How that thump made me jump!

I looked!
Then I saw him open the lock!
I looked!
And I saw him!
The Cock in the Sock!
And he said to me,
"Why do you look so shocked?"

"I know you are sad
And need me in your cunny!
But we can have
Lots of great fun that is runny!"

"I know some good positions we could try,"
Said the cock.
"I know some new ones,"
Said the Cock in the Sock.
"A lot of new ones.
I will show them to you.
You really
Will love these things I will do."

Well I just really
Had nothing to say
Was it true that he only
Wanted to play?

And my mind said, "Yes! Yes!
Make that cock stay!
Tell that Cock in the Sock
You DO want to play!
You should not be alone
You should not be solo
You should not be alone
When you're feeling this low!"

"Wow! Wow! Come here!
Come here!" said the cock.
"You'll love what I have,"
Said the Cock in the Sock.
"Why we will have fun
More than you could wish
With one that I call
Licking the fish!"

"Oh my god!" said my mind.
"He wasn't joking!
Oh my god!" said my mind.
"I love that stroking!"

"It feel good?" asked the cock.
"Are you having a blast?
I will lick up high
As I play with your ass.
With some lube in one hand!
And precum filling my sock!
But that isn't ALL!"
Said the cock…

"See my head?
See my head?
See my head now?
I want to stick it in your cunt
And I really know how.
I can push in real fast.
I can push in real slow.
I can wiggle about.
And make the juice flow.
I can hit that sweet spot
And make you scream
And look! With my shaft
I can make you cream!"
But that isn't it!
Oh no,
That isn't it…"

That is what the cock said…
Then he pushed in his head!
He slammed in with a groan
From between my legs
And with my hand
I reached for my egg.
And his shaft slid in too!
He slid into my goo!
I said, "Do I like this?
Oh yes! Oh yes I do!
This is such a great ****!"
I said as he fit.
"Oh yes I do like it!
More than a bit!"

"Oh look what you've done!"
Said me to the cock.
"Now look at my pussy!
At its lips! At it's clit!
You pushed your head in,
You pushed it real slow.
You wiggled it about.
And my juices did flow!
You should stay in my cunt
When I'm all alone!
**** me harder!"
I said with a moan.

"I do like to **** you
Your pussy's so tight!"
Said the Cock in the Sock
As I groaned in delight.
"I will **** you so fast!"
And so," said the Cock in the Sock,
"So,
So,
So…
It's time that I ****
Another hole called your ass!"

And then he pulled out.
And, then, hard as a pole,
The Cock in the Sock
Thrust in my ass hole!
My tight little rose bud.
Stretched round his rod.
"Oh my that feels good,"
said the cock.
"Soon, I'll shoot my wad!"

Then he slid deep inside
Covered by his sock.
"I don't know how long I can last,"
Said the cock.
"I'm going to **** you so hard
so fast and so rough,
You will cum with a holler,"
Said the cock, sure enough.

The cock felt so good
I wanted to scream.
I shoved my ass against him.
And started to cream.
As his ramming thrusts picked up steam.
"Oh god, I am going to cum!"
Then, he groaned real loud
And came Spurt One and Spurt Two!
And he filled up his sock
With lots of white goo.
And pulled out of my ass,
"How was it for you?"

And I, well I
Shouted a loud, "Woohoo!"
For that was the best
I knew he could do.
I got up and got dressed.
I told him, "Thank you!
For the great ****!
You can go now, adieu!"

[IndiReloaded]

Isn't Google just awesome:

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it up a mile?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.

Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is thy Purity.

[DoesntMatter]

You're a bunch of weirdos

[Indignant]

Have you done it on a boat? no
Have you done it with a goat? no

Have you done it in a bed? yes
Have you done it with the dead? no

Have you done it in the ass? yes
Have you done it, high on grass? no

Have you done it in the car? yes yes yes
Have you simply gone too far? no

Have you done it on the beach? yes
Have you done it with the teach? yes

Have you done it on your back? yes
Have you done it strapped to a rack? no

Have you done it in a box? no
Have you done it with a fox? no

Have you done it in a tree? no
Have you done it with more than three? no

Have you done it in the rain? yes
Have you done it for the pain? yes

Have you done it 'tween the tits? no
Have you done it wearing mitts? no

Have you done it packed in rubber? no
Have you done it undercover? yes

Have you done it on a perch? no
Have you done it in a church? no

Have you done it with a virgin? yes
Have you done it with a sturgeon? no

Have you done it with ropes and chains? no
Have you done it while insane? no

Have you done it on the stage? no
Have you done it underage? no

Have you done it with all your friends? no
Have you done it in both ends? no

Have you done it with your dog? no comment
Have you done it on a log? no

Have you done it under clamps? no
Have you done it with the lamps? no

Have you done it without style? yes
Have you done it up a mile? no

Have you done it for all to see? yes
Have you ever had VD? no

Have you done it on Mother's couch? yes
Have you done it in your mouth? yes

Have you done it while on tape? no
Have you done it out of shape? yes

Have you done it on live TV? no
Have you done it whilst you pee? no

Have you done it in the gym? no
Have you done it on a whim? yes

Have you done it on a dare? no
Do you really think we care? no

[DoesntMatter]

... get out of my thread pervert

[Mish]

Have you done it with your dog? no comment

That leaves that particular question unanswered

[Gigabitch]

DM, can you please clarify the deep, hidden meaning of the behavior of Thing One and Thing Two?

[The_bobb]

DM, can you please clarify the deep, hidden meaning of the behavior of Thing One and Thing Two?

I think their STD's

[DoesntMatter]

DM, can you please clarify the deep, hidden meaning of the behavior of Thing One and Thing Two?

Only if you promise to touch around my manhood