Read books, man. Lots of books. And I'm not talking literature. Fine literature is great. I love it. But what you need is some light reading. Something casual, relaxed. Something with a touch of slang.
Pick up anything by Robert Parker, especially if you like detectives.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein