STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium

[Garry Denke]

Royal Society Fellows have discovered that Stonehenge was used as a Football Stadium after its deep Ditch had yielded no Coal. Ancient energy mining prospector, LORD Fellow of Woodhenge, converted its white Ditch chalk pilings into Bleachers for enthusiastic area Sport fans.

Eleven (11) Gaps between six-foot tall Banks of the discovered Eleven (11) Bleachers made for quick and easy Latrine access to the Ditch, according to Royal Society Fellows, before the six-foot deep Toilet silted in.

Football Stadium Bleachers / Latrine
english-heritage.org.uk/stonehengeinteractivemap/sites/stonehenge/pics/stonehenge_phase1.jpg

LORD Fellow of Woodhenge constructed a Ticket Line area with timber posts in the Ancient sunny northeast Avenue Entrance, with Players coming and going Freely through a southern Lower Entrance. Royal Society Fellows also found that Football became popular soon afterward.

Fifty-Six (56) Fence Posts separating the Eleven (11) Bleachers full of enthusiastic Sport fans were found in a Circle around the Stadium playing area. Horizontal fence Rails prevented Crowds from storming the Field.

Stadium Field Protection Posts / Latrine in Blue
eng-h.gov.uk/stoneh/ditch.gif

Two (2) Goals at opposite ends Perpendicular to the Rising Sun served as Fair Lighting for both Team Sides and were constructed of Four (4) Station Stones, two (2) for each Goal. "Laws of the Game" developed with Number of white Ditch pilings made by LORD Fellow of Woodhenge.

Royal Society Fellows concluded Sport fans of Eleven (11) Banks and Sport fans of Eleven (11) Bleachers must have agreed the "Laws of the Game" were a lineup of Eleven (11) Players representing them to "Foot the Ball".

Stuffed Animal Skin Ball
indiantelevision.com/images15/branded_wilson.jpg

Today, the most prestigious International Football competition is the FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) World Cup, founded 5,000 years ago at Stonehenge. It is the most widely viewed in the World, boasting an Audience twice that of the Summer Olympic Games.

Championship Awards numbering in the Hundreds stand as a Testimony to the many Teams who competed at STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium. Abandoned due to its Success, there were too many Trophies on the Field.

Garry Denke

[Garry Denke]

Archery Judge Willers Wallers (Backside Bullseye)

salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/salisbury/salisburynews/display.var.2093945.0.skeleton_could_hold_secret_t o_stonehenge.php
gazetteandherald.co.uk/news/headlines/display.var.2100851.0.stonehenge_was_a_site_of_bat tles.php

After Woodhenge Warriors' Men's Football loss in the 3100 (BC) Olympic Games to the Durrington Wallers (7-6) at Stonehenge Amphitheatre (alternatively Amphitheater), the Warriors changed their Olympic Men's and Women's Teams' name to "Willers". In the 3096 (BC) Olympics, it was the Woodhenge Willers over the Durrington Wallers in that infamous Sudden Death Match overtime thriller. 1-0 final score. In the Women's Archery competition, it was the Willers over the Wallers also, following their Men's Archery competition victory. Willers' Olympic Men's and Women's Teams dominated the 3096 (BC) Games and were so popular after those Olympics that even the River Wylye (one of eight rivers draining the area) was renamed (previously called Warriors River).

The Sudden Death of 'the body from the ditch' (Stonehenge discovery of 1978) caused by multiple Arrow Wounds in the back, said body on display at Salisbury Museum, sadly occurred during the 2300 (BC) Olympic Games' Women's Archery competition at Stonehenge Amphitheatre. Archery Judge Wallers Willers' (known as Backside Bullseye here at State Press) untimely death, referred to as a Stonehenge Sentinel Skeleton (SSS) by Dennis Price, archaeologist (Stonehenge expert) and described in This Is Wiltshire Network (Gazette & Herald, 7 March 2008), unfortunately occurred at said Amphitheatre when Archery Judge Wallers Willers (SSS) made an untimely movement from behind the Judge Honor's guard (target Game shield) causing His Sudden Death.

Later the town of Wilton and county of Wiltshire adopted their names in their Honor.

360 feet - Stonehenge Amphitheatre latrine (Ditch) diameter
320 feet - Stonehenge Amphitheatre bleachers (Bank) diameter
285 feet - Stonehenge Amphitheatre fence (Aubrey Holes) diameter

The interior is Anciently perfect in size.

3100-2600 BC - Stonehenge Olympic Games field - No stones

(SOS) Stonehenge Olympic Sports:

Archery, Athletics (track and field), Ancient badminton*, Ancient baseball, Boxing, Fencing, Ancient field hockey, Football (soccer), Ancient pentathlon*, Ancient softball, Wilto, Wiltwondo, Ancient tennis, Volleyball, Weightlifting (rocklifting), and Wrestling.

*Note: 3000 BC - Wooden structures added for Ancient gymnastics; Uneven bars, Balance beam, Salisbury floor exercise, and Vault (for Women), and High bar and Parallel bars, Salisbury floor exercise, Vault, and Pommel horse** (for Men).

**It evolved from exercises used by Homo erectus and Neanderthal, including skills for mounting and dismounting a horse, and various performance skills.

2600 BC - Olympic Games' first Rock (Bluestone) Trophies awarded.

Salisbury Museum "the body from the ditch" Exhibit
The "Stonehenge Sentinel Skeleton" SSS Theory

Was the SSS's name The Right Honourable Archery Judge Wallers Willers who got killed in that tragic Target Archery accident, or was the SSS's name The Right Honourable Archery Judge Willers Wallers who got killed in that tragic Target Archery accident?

Stonehenge Archery's deceased Field Target Archery Judge's last name must have been Willers, not Wallers, because Wiltshire would be called Waltshire if it was, which of course it is not. Likewise, Stonehenge Archery's deceased Field Target Archery Judge's first name must have been Wallers, not Willers, because Wiltshire would be called Waltshire if it was, which it is not. Us here at State Press who have investigated this matter, therefore, are going with "Stonehenge Archery Judge Wallers Willers", not "Stonehenge Archery Judge Willers Wallers", unless you have a better foundation of historical information at your disposal than any of us.

Here is how it will be printed with His name unreleased: "UK, Wiltshire, Salisbury Museum exhibit 'the body from the ditch' SKELETON was a Stonehenge Archery Judge who inspected an Archery Field Target at Stonehenge prematurely, a volley of Archers' Arrows accidently causing His death from behind." And here is how it will be printed with His name released: "UK, Wiltshire, Salisbury Museum exhibit 'the body from the ditch' SKELETON was Stonehenge Archery Judge Wallers Willers, deceased, who inspected an Archery Field Target at Stonehenge prematurely, a volley of Archers' Arrows accidently causing His death from behind."

Sentinel: Middle French sentinelle, from Old Italian sentinella, from sentina vigilance, from sentire to perceive, from Latin, year 1579, an Archery Judge is a Sentinel of Archery, vigilant and perceptive. Olympic Games Judges - Sentinels of respective Sports, therefore "SSS Theory" unified.

Stonehenge Free Festivals Were Completely Wonderful...
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G. Willy Wally

[vashti]

Er... interesting first post, I suppose. Not sure how it's relevant, but certainly it's original.

[Garry Denke]

Excavation starts at Stonehenge
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7322134.stm
Stonehenge dig starts today
wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/latestheadlines/display.var.2158016.0.stonehenge_dig_starts_today. php
Archaeologists begin historic Stonehenge dig
telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/31/nstonehenge131.xml
Excavation begins at Stonehenge
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wiltshire/7322238.stm
Archaeologists dig deep to find origins of Stonehenge
afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5hX2SySFzNGr0UEhtZPzPYb0KIrVQ
First Stonehenge dig in 44 years
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/first-stonehenge-dig-in-44-years-802950.html
Unlocking Stonehenge's secrets
bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7321882.stm

Not only are Moses and Aaron's corpses beneath Heelstone but the gold Mercy Seat, the gold Ark of the Testimony, the gold Table of Shewbread, the gold Candlestick, the gold Ephod, the gold Breastplate and the gold Altar of Incense also. According to DI's new 2004 ground-penetrating radargrams all seven (7) are packed inside of the brasen Altar of Burnt Offering 4 ft (1.2m) under Heelstone, with that southernmost gold Ark of the Covenant long axis being east-west. G-D old 1656 core samples indicate the gold Table of Shewbread as northernmost and gold Altar of Incense inside the brasen Altar of Burnt Offering in the center, 4 ft (1.2m) below the Heelstone's base, at Stonehenge.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heelstone
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scroll_Trench
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heelstone_Ditch

A large 8'x8'x4' artifact below Heelstone at Stonehenge? Other than a core sample of it (1656), a magnetic survey of it (1984), an electromagnetic (EM) conductivity survey of it (1984), and a seismic refraction survey of it (1984); no other tangible proof of it being in Scroll Trench where it is circled by Heelstone Ditch exists, save and except for: an electrical resistivity survey of it (1994), a ground-penetrating radargram of it (2004), confirmation geophysical surveys of it (2004), and a confirmation core sample of it (2004). Should this 8'x8'x4' artifact below Heelstone be removed before being stolen? It is right next to a paved highway for God's sake!

panoramio.com/photo/7529895
flickr.com/photos/garrydenke/979647239
groups.msn.com/StonehengeGeologyandGeophysics
groups.yahoo.com/group/stonehengegeologyandgeophysics/

Rugby ball and Soccer ball forthcoming,

A TEXAS TYCOON
Garry Denke

[misombra]

what the frik?

[Garry Denke]

Royal Society Fellows have discovered that Stonehenge was used as a Football Stadium after its deep Ditch had yielded no Coal. Ancient energy mining prospector, LORD Fellow of Woodhenge, converted its white Ditch chalk pilings into Bleachers for enthusiastic area Sport fans.

Eleven (11) Gaps between six-foot tall Banks of the discovered Eleven (11) Bleachers made for quick and easy Latrine access to the Ditch, according to Royal Society Fellows, before the six-foot deep Toilet silted in.

Football Stadium Bleachers / Latrine
english-heritage.org.uk/stonehengeinteractivemap/sites/stonehenge/pics/stonehenge_phase1.jpg

LORD Fellow of Woodhenge constructed a Ticket Line area with timber posts in the Ancient sunny northeast Avenue Entrance, with Players coming and going Freely through a southern Lower Entrance. Royal Society Fellows also found that Football became popular soon afterward.

Fifty-Six (56) Fence Posts separating the Eleven (11) Bleachers full of enthusiastic Sport fans were found in a Circle around the Stadium playing area. Horizontal fence Rails prevented Crowds from storming the Field.

Stadium Field Protection Posts / Latrine in Blue
eng-h.gov.uk/stoneh/ditch.gif

Two (2) Goals at opposite ends Perpendicular to the Rising Sun served as Fair Lighting for both Team Sides and were constructed of Four (4) Station Stones, two (2) for each Goal. "Laws of the Game" developed with Number of white Ditch pilings made by LORD Fellow of Woodhenge.

Royal Society Fellows concluded Sport fans of Eleven (11) Banks and Sport fans of Eleven (11) Bleachers must have agreed the "Laws of the Game" were a lineup of Eleven (11) Players representing them to "Foot the Ball".

Stuffed Animal Skin Ball
indiantelevision.com/images15/branded_wilson.jpg

Today, the most prestigious International Football competition is the FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) World Cup, founded 5,000 years ago at Stonehenge. It is the most widely viewed in the World, boasting an Audience twice that of the Summer Olympic Games.

Championship Awards numbering in the Hundreds stand as a Testimony to the many Teams who competed at STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium. Abandoned due to its Success, there were too many Trophies on the Field.

Garry Denke

Royal Society Fellows Claim

Stonehenge Football Stadium Ticket Line Fence
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1050935/Revealed-The-5-000-year-old-20ft-high-fence-hid-Stonehenge-nosy-Stone-Age-neighbours.html

Stonehenge Olympic Stadium Ticket Line Fence
telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2655187/Stonehenge-was-hidden-from-lower-classes.html

LORD Fellow of Woodhenge

[shh!]

I think the spaceships are coming.

[starbuck]

At least he put the post in the right section.

[miSSleepy]

.... ecojeannae was right, it's the twilight zone

[ecojeanne]

lol!!!

Gary did u read all that?....

[boobaa]

lol!!!

Gary did u read all that?....

lolllzzzzzomglolllzzzz omg he red all dat...




moron.

[ecojeanne]

lolllzzzzzomglolllzzzz omg he red all dat...




moron.

oh for goodness sake?! there's always one