Which celebrity would you...

[LailaK]

Seeing as how the "Which race do you prefer..." thread has taken a turn for the typical, let's have a little fun!

Which celebrity would you marry?

Which celebrity would you f*** (or make sweet, sweet love to if that's what you prefer)?

I would marry Jensen Ackles and because I can't legally marry her (stupid laws) I would make sweet, sweet love to Kerry Washington.

Rawr.

[Doc Durian]

My gf is a celebrity to me.

(for putting up with me)

[LailaK]

That's the sweetest thing I've ever read Doc.

[QueenofCorona]

Normally I hate long hair on guys but Anthony Keidis...mmmm. I want to pull that hair. Gavin Rossdale is pretty sexy too.

[Mish]

I don't like celebrities, real people are better

[Doc Durian]

I don't like celebrities, real people are better

That's what Michael Clarke is probably saying to himself this very moment, and who could blame him?

[Doc Durian]

That's the sweetest thing I've ever read Doc.

I hate being sweet, but it's true.

Could any of you put up with me?

[Asip4u]

hmm..i've always had a thing for Elisha..

[doppelgaenger]

I'd take 'em all back... line them up against the wall, and nuke them with a flamethrower.

[dewilliams2]

I would **** Kat Von D



I would marry Alison Mosshart

[vashti]

I don't know who ANY of the previous "celebrities" are... maybe I spend too much of my time on the computer?

I wouldn't marry ANY celebrity (or any non-celebrity), but I would do whatever these guys asked:

[Gribble]

The girl I'm dating now is so super-fine she blows away any celeb I've ever seen. Girl rocks my ****ing world. I've never wanted to get married before, but sometimes you gotta lock that shit down. She makes those multi-million dollar Hollywood starlets look like two-bit harlots, despite the staff of beauticians, dieticians, physical trainers and plastic surgeons they have on call to make themselves gorgeous. This girl hops out of bed in the morning, drags a hand through her hair and absolutely radiates sex appeal.

[vashti]

Is it that girl in the picture? She WAS absolutely stunning.

[Sonrisa]

Gribble, I would love to line you up against the wall, and nuke you with a flamethrower. Don't be such a party pooper all the time. Some people here are actually miserable and don't need to hear about your perfect fking gf. The thread is about celebrities.

[Gribble]

Yup. It's that same girl. And I assure you, she's even hotter in person. She's a smart cookie, too... I think. Honestly, when she talks I lose myself in those pouty lips. All I ever want to do is **** her. Day and night. Nonstop. I thought my drive had diminished until she stepped into my life. Now I'm every bit the horndog as I was at 13.

Sorry, Sonrisa. I can't help myself. I'm in lust! Let folks find hope in my story. There are super-gorgeous people in this world who have brains and who aren't completely stuck up. Granted, I think chicks like mine are one in a billion or so, but hey, that means there are still two more out there for the taking!