Celebrity Deathmatch

[Gigabitch]

I submit: Damoclesejones and Alex Nova

(The two most didactic, tiresome guys to post here in a long time.)

Viewpoints: Diametrically opposed
AN holds that any time not boning is wasted time
DJ argues that boning is a waste of time if souls are not experiencing inter-dimensional intertwining

Approach:
DJ uses a barrage of multisyllabic, flowery terms that don't result in effective communication of his point
AN uses ad slogans and stops just short of using the term "snatchmaster"

Contribution to LF:
DJ was amusing. Oh, also, he thought Aegis was a chick, which I thought was hilarious
AN was MORE amusing. BTW, good grammar is apparently unnecessary for boning (see Viewpoints, above)

Shared Belief: Gigabitch doesn't even begin to cover it

[Kiechi]

My dog tried to hump me.

[Gigabitch]

My dog tried to hump me.

And you tried to......?

[vashti]

I would like to see Hugo Pickle battle the winner, preferably AlexNova.

I think Damoclesjones would be a fine match for whaywardj.

[Gigabitch]

No. I get Hayward. I want to see if I can make him giggle.

[vashti]

I bet he would, if only you would punish him a little.

[Kiechi]

And you tried to......?

I led him into my parents whilst they were sleeping and shut the door.

[vashti]

I also think Zarathu should be paired up with that boy who used a cucumber to try anal sex and then put it back in the refrigerator for his mother to put in the salad.... What was his name? He still pops in every now and then....

[Kiechi]

lilwing89.

[vashti]

Yep. That's him. Thanks, Kiechi.

[Kiechi]

Yep. That's him. Thanks, Kiechi.

How have you been? Life treatin' you good?

[King Zarathu]

WHAT?!


He WHAT?!?!?!

I would have banned him from my forums if I heard he did that. I am ****ing appalled at that man's behavior.

[Kiechi]

WHAT?!


He WHAT?!?!?!

I would have banned him from my forums if I heard he did that. I am ****ing appalled at that man's behavior.

on my bed with my left hand..no lubes usually cause i dont like to clean up. i try to get the job done as fast as possible, resulting anywhere from 5-10 minutes. when the jism comes, i wipe it on my tanktop or my blanky and go to bed (fall asleep faster.)

in the bathroom, ill stick something in my ass usually. most preferrably a cucumber from the kitchen.. since there is only 4, i have to rinse it off when im done and stick it back in the cucumber basket.. we ate one of the ones ive been using for a while yesterday for thanksgiving . i didnt eat any though, knowing where the damn thing has been.
i have only just recently been able to stick things as large as cucumbers up my ass. i stretched my hole out the last time i did it..hurt for 3 days but it was worth it!..wow my farts STINK today!! (sry i just farted!)

at the computer, looking at porno. usually at free6.com or watching my brothers porno movies(that he wastes his time downloading on our slow-ass dialup!)

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[vashti]

How have you been? Life treatin' you good?

I'm actually a little grossed out by Lilwing's posts again. How are you? How is school?

[vashti]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yes, it's a classic. We should have a system to vote for LF classic posts. This one could be a winner.