I think my friend might be a homo

[luvcoq]

Been a bit worried about one of my friends lately. You see, he's like 22 and never had a gf or even seen a womans titties(apart from comics ofc). He goes to community college to study ballet or something and when he's not doing that, he just hangs around with his mom at the mall. I try to get him to come out with the guys on a saturday night, but he prefers to stay home with his mom and watch re-runs of dawsons creek and golden girls. It's not normal for a man his age and i'm sure the last time i was at his trailer, I caught him trying to hide some gay porn under his bed.

I suppose my question is, should I stay friends with him, because im worried that I might catch his gayness from him, if that's possible??? I almost forgot to add he is still a virgin, with a woman I mean. I'm not sure if he's been up the brown hill yet, but it wouldnt surprise me.

Please help

[Love'sReject]

I've actually HAD a girlfriend. Not gay, you latent,err now rather openly gay homo.

[luvcoq]

Why would you think it's about you? Jeez.

[luvcoq]

Although, kinda funny the only thing you correct is that fact you've had a gf.

[HeartIsAching]

Dude...

that's ****ed up. Funny, but ****ed up.

[Love'sReject]

Although, kinda funny the only thing you correct is that fact you've had a gf.

Oh, I just saw the "brown hill" comment...not accurate, either.

[basilandthyme]

Does this friend of yours display homophobia? If so, I would assume he is gay. It's well known that gays in denial will display their fear through homophobia.

[luvcoq]

Actually, yeah he does. He is always calling me a faggot and pretends he's only joking.

[Love'sReject]

Does this friend of yours display homophobia? If so, I would assume he is gay. It's well known that gays in denial will display their fear through homophobia.

That's a pretty elementary psychoanalysis which I don't think it is entirely accurate.

[Love'sReject]

Actually, yeah he does. He is always calling me a faggot and pretends he's only joking.

Shut up, faggot; I am not joking.

[luvcoq]

That's a pretty elementary psychoanalysis which I don't think it is entirely accurate.

The bitch doth protest too much.

[Love'sReject]

^ The faggot doth suck too much cock, methinks.

[luvcoq]

Basil knows her shit, and i reckon she is pretty much on the money in this case.

[Love'sReject]

And I disagree. Ya queer.

[luvcoq]

Why do you care, it's not even about you.