Just saw a weird article at msn.com about the Death Bear:
[url=http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/35319061/ns/today-valentines_day/]Need to get over your ex? Call Death Bear - Valentine's Day[/url]
He is a performance artist wearing a 7-foot tall black bear costume, and he "will take things from you that trigger painful memories and stow them away in his cave where they will remain forever, allowing you to move on with your life. Give him an ex’s clothes, old photos, mementos, letters, etc. Death Bear is here to assist you in your time of tragedy, heartbreak and loss.”
Unfortunately, Death Bear is only able to help people in Brooklyn in New York City.
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13-02-10, 02:46 AM #1
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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from bad decisions.
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Hmmm...I bet you and I could really cash in on maybe say the "Death Loon" in the metro area. Death Loon will take your ex's clothes, pics, letters, etc and dump that shit in the deep, deep waters of Lake Superior.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
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If you want to get rid of stuff you don't like anymore, FIRE will do the same job
Can someone please explain what is so great about constantly being reminded of that which you cannot have?
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Yeah, Death Bear may be only in New York, but dumpsters are everywhere.
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13-02-10, 06:05 AM #5
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Death bear looks like he has a rubber fetish.
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