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[unidentified]

add any way you like to pleasure urself...

one of my favorites are...getting a ziplock baggy, filling it w/ lube...then putting it between my bed cushins..and using it as a "replacement"...its VERY satisfying...especially if you are o the opposite side of the bed that is touching the wall, so that you can ..well, ughh i hate that word, but hump, harder....and faster....its so great...

[BlackRose]

doesnt it burst? lol

[Junket]

I didn't quite comprehend that.

Take some demonstrative photos.

[Only-virgins]

I should stop masterbating or at least use some lubrication lol. I seem to have bruises forming. Especially around the head.

[misombra]

::runs to the bathroom to throw up::

[Only-virgins]

::runs to the bathroom to throw up::

lol...............................

[LastEmp]

call me boring but i'll jus stick to pam and her five sisters when i need to please maself!
i bet u get ur dog to lick peanut butter off your balls too. right?

[Junket]

I seem to have bruises forming. Especially around the head.

Whaaa-?

Dude how often do you get off per week/day?

I average about once a day, 4-5 times a week.

[Only-virgins]

Whaaa-?

Dude how often do you get off per week/day?

I average about once a day, 4-5 times a week.

Honestly? once a day...sometimes (but rarely) twice. I dont know. There is seriously a huge bruise were the head meets the neck lol.

[hotfudgemoney]

That's pretty gross

[artyemi]

Awesome! I get to hear guys talking about ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

<Run out of the room>

[Only-virgins]

That's pretty gross

Oh shuddup. No one cares.

[Snipaa]

Wow! You're gona break it man! Take it easy!

[Junket]

That's pretty gross

No, you're pretty gross.

[Kiechi]

Uh OV you claim you don't like people who already have sex and nympos and such, thus you wouldn't wanna jack off to any of that shit, what the **** do you jack off to?