Alright, so here's the next question.

[Google'd]

My girlfriend and I are going to get back into phonesex, because we're just away from each other for too damned long. She loves fantasizing about a three-some with either Carmen Electra, Adriana Lima, or Eva Longoria.

What lines do you think would be helpful to add to conversations to spice things up a notch?

[Gigabitch]

Jesus. Are you kidding? You're too young for phone sex, and I don't believe you have a girlfriend.

No sex talk for you, kid.

[Google'd]

Jesus. Are you kidding? You're too young for phone sex, and I don't believe you have a girlfriend.

No sex talk for you, kid.

Well, if you're name doesn't state the truth.

[Gigabitch]

Damn straight. And I remember you from last time.

[Google'd]

Damn straight. And I remember you from last time.

But, if you really fail to believe that I do indeed have an intimate relationship with someone, you should go stick your head in a toilet, and smash the lid on your ****ing skull.

[Venacava]

Woah woah woah. Totally unecessary.
I don't know you or if your thread is real or whatever, but I don't think anyone could tell you what to say to your girlfriend.

[derm]

you should go stick your head in a toilet, and smash the lid on your ****ing skull.

Now now!!....................LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN!!

[Junket]

Look kid, this ain't the place to come for lines for your phone sex. Have you no creativity? Or do you constantly seek it out from others on the 'net?

[Gigabitch]

This guy shows up here occasionally fishing for sex talk. He asks for it in different ways, but it's basically the same thing.

Google'd, I think you're unclear about what we do here.

THIS IS NOT A SEX CHAT SITE.

[King Zarathu]

Dude, if you're so uncreative and you're that desperate, do what your name says.

Google it.

you should go stick your head in a toilet, and smash the lid on your ****ing skull.

lol u kno if we we're all as imature as u teh wrld wuld be fuked. lol.