If they made a BoredGeorge action figure.
It would have a cord on the back and you'd pull it and then George would say something totally ridiculous yet funny.
If they made a BoredGeorge action figure.
It would have a cord on the back and you'd pull it and then George would say something totally ridiculous yet funny.
I think some people give people the feeling is cool, they are cool
I want one! It could come with a girl dressed in a waitress uniform, and when you pulled the string on his back, he could say "all women are whores" while crying, and she could say "don't hate me because I am beautiful, now give me some money".
keep it simple
Self-esteem isn't bragging about how great you are. It's more like quietly knowing that you're worth a lot (priceless, in fact!). It's not about thinking you're perfect — because nobody is — but knowing that you're worthy of being loved and accepted.
"Me, I try to send this note
float it like a paper boat
But paper sinks
and words are weak
i try, but i cant speak"
lol!!!
"Invest wisely and have money work hard for you"
Maybe a voodoo doll would be nice.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
"Here's the bill! And no, you're not getting any tips from me because you are already paid as well as my whores!"
Is that Big Leboswki or Silent Bob? ^
I'd like to see Bored George action figure say something long winded like:
"If you come from Eastern Europe you could be my wife and I will make sure you have a home. It won't be easy to live with me because I'm ugly, but that's the price you pay for having a better future in a rich country".
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
keep it simple
Self-esteem isn't bragging about how great you are. It's more like quietly knowing that you're worth a lot (priceless, in fact!). It's not about thinking you're perfect — because nobody is — but knowing that you're worthy of being loved and accepted.
"Me, I try to send this note
float it like a paper boat
But paper sinks
and words are weak
i try, but i cant speak"
Hey! I am still waiting for my Barbie doll that says "I want all your money!" and stuff
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."