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    what's meant to happen to you when you climax? guy or girl.

    so what's meant to happen?

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    A tidal wave of brain chemicals. Dangerously addictive. No one should try this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    A tidal wave of brain chemicals. Dangerously addictive. No one should try this.
    I can't emphasize enough of the utter truth to this last post.
    There are moments when one feels free from one's own identification with human limitations and inadequacies. At such moments one imagines that one stands on some spot of a small planet, gazing in amazement at the cold yet profoundly moving beauty of the eternal, the unfathomable; life and death flow into one, and there is neither evolution nor destiny; only Being. - Albert Einstein

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    Depends. If you aren't using protection, then your first thought is generally, "Oh shit!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zach View Post
    I can't emphasize enough of the utter truth to this last post.
    No kidding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    If you're doin' it yourself, probably nothing spectacular.

    Aaaaahahahahahaha! Practice makes perfect.
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    Practice also gets boring after awhile Sometimes, you just want to get into the game, ya know??!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    Practice also gets boring after awhile Sometimes, you just want to get into the game, ya know??!
    Practice does get boring. But once you get so good its not too fun anymore. Everything gets old eventually, thats why its good in moderation. I like to wait like atleast a week or two in between practice sessions.
    There are moments when one feels free from one's own identification with human limitations and inadequacies. At such moments one imagines that one stands on some spot of a small planet, gazing in amazement at the cold yet profoundly moving beauty of the eternal, the unfathomable; life and death flow into one, and there is neither evolution nor destiny; only Being. - Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by LostNotFound View Post
    so what's meant to happen?
    If you are male, then some white sticky stuff shoots out of your penis. Do not be alarmed, as this is normal. Just be sure that you are no where near a girl when it happens.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Aaaaahahahahahaha! Practice makes perfect.
    Yeah, any "spectacular" happenings have to be preceded by a lot of fantasizing and a good steady pace to ejaculation.

    And then I have to be careful about over-sensitizing my dick.

    If I surpass the moment I could've ejaculated to elongate the process what happens is my dick becomes hyper-sensitive, like a hair trigger, and while it won't take a lot of stimulation to set it off, if I don't "work it" right, I'll blow my load and the climax is much more underwhelming had I gone when I first had the chance.

    Here's a diagram to help explain this threshold.

    time ----------->
    [llllllllllstandardclimaxllllllllll][llll][llllllllllllllllllllOVERKILLllllllllllllllllll]
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    Remember this quote from Singles:

    And then, the man keeps moving until
    something squirts out of his penis.

    -What?
    -Yeah, what comes out?

    -Spam!
    -Oh, man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    Yeah, any "spectacular" happenings have to be preceded by a lot of fantasizing and a good steady pace to ejaculation.

    And then I have to be careful about over-sensitizing my dick.

    If I surpass the moment I could've ejaculated to elongate the process what happens is my dick becomes hyper-sensitive, like a hair trigger, and while it won't take a lot of stimulation to set it off, if I don't "work it" right, I'll blow my load and the climax is much more underwhelming had I gone when I first had the chance.

    Here's a diagram to help explain this threshold.

    time ----------->
    [llllllllllstandardclimaxllllllllll][llll][llllllllllllllllllllOVERKILLllllllllllllllllll]
    ______________________^
    __________________sweet spot
    I must masturbate too much or something. I used to have a really sensitive penis. But it isn't as sensitive anymore. I am actually kindof worried, because I think I am being too rough. I am letting a bruise heal on my penis

    I hope it isn't a recurring bruise...

    I should use lube.

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    DUDE! You bruised yourself? Yeah, I think you're being too rough!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    DUDE! You bruised yourself? Yeah, I think you're being too rough!
    Not only that, but I used to masturbate like 6 times a day....

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