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  1. 23-02-09, 09:13 AM #1
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    I want to be a love doctor

    I want to say things like:

    "I can see your heart has been giving you some trouble lately, but you are in luck. I will prescribe a hard dosage of love to you, take it orally or inject it twice a day and your problem will go away".

    I can see a few people in need of that.


    Do you think I will have many patients?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mishanya View Post
    I want to say things like:

    "take it orally or inject it twice a day and your problem will go away".
    I've got the medicine you need down here...a little lower, there you go. Open up, now swallow.
  3. 23-02-09, 10:15 AM #3
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    So if you please get on your knees
    There are no bills, there are no fees
    Baby, I know what your problem is
    The first step of the cure is a kiss

    So call me (Dr. Love)
    They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)

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    Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
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    God or the Devil
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  4. 23-02-09, 10:18 AM #4
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    Uh oh... I think I just walked in on a masculine group fantasy...

    Uhm.. I'll quietly sneak back out the door.. ya'll look busy...
    "The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."

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  5. 23-02-09, 11:28 AM #5
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    lol you're silly!
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.

  6. 23-02-09, 12:06 PM #6
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    I honestly think there should be a relationship class, there are so many people that don't know shit about relationships and they only get bad advice from other people with failed relationships who think they know what they're talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    I honestly think there should be a relationship class, there are so many people that don't know shit about relationships and they only get bad advice from other people with failed relationships who think they know what they're talking about.
    I took a class called "Sex & Relationships" ... very insightful ...
    no autographs, please!

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    Life is ... Too Short.

    "It seems we living the 'American Dream', but the people highest up got the lowest self-esteem. The prettiest people do the ugliest things ... for the road to riches and diamond rings."
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    ... or "how to make love correctly and cook so that your girlfriend actually doesn't want to leave you or fuk other guys."
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.

  9. 23-02-09, 12:18 PM #9
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    We had make up sex today.

    It was cool.
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    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.

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    Only thing better than makeup sex is 'haven't seen you in forever sex.'

    Oh... I just can't wait till he gets back. Need to keep the phone handy... just in case I need to call 911..
    "The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."

    - James Allen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    I honestly think there should be a relationship class, there are so many people that don't know shit about relationships and they only get bad advice from other people with failed relationships who think they know what they're talking about.
    That sounds ****ing gay.
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    "because I paid attention in science class."
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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    and cook
    Are we confusing roles here?
    "Why are you an atheist?"
    "because I paid attention in science class."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    That sounds ****ing gay.
    That clearly didn't stop you from registering here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeradalia View Post
    Uh oh... I think I just walked in on a masculine group fantasy...

    Uhm.. I'll quietly sneak back out the door.. ya'll look busy...
    Oh, you HAD to go and mention "back door" to these guys. Now we're trapped for sure.

    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    That sounds ****ing gay.
    Right. The guy that gets laid by his hot girlfriend all the time sounds gay.
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