Pick up lines...

[investorist]

Hello friends,

Lets start a collection of the most effective and the worst pick up lines that you've used/heard in your entire life, so we can all learn from each other, shall we?

All contributions will be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

[sine24]

Haha i have a few that my guy friends have thrown around in conversations. They're pretty tragic and they're guaranteed to make the girl/guy run in the opposite direction:

-You know what would look great on you? Me.

- Can i read your T-shirt in braille?

-If your were a booger, I'd pick you.

[investorist]

I will probably go:

Hey excuse me, i'm doing a survey on pick up lines, can you help me out?

What's the worst pick up line that you ever heard in your entire life?

1) You are beautiful, can i have your number?

2) You know what would look great on you? Me.

3) Hey excuse me, i'm doing a survey on pick up lines, can you help me out?

[Stalin_Skaya]

EXCUSE ME! I NEED HELP!

The KGB is looking for my dick! I need somewhere to hide it!

[miSSleepy]

haha, has anyone seen the Wog Boy? It's an Australian movie. Steve has a fool-proof, never-fail pick up line that works on anyone:

they say you are what you eat, and tomorrow I plan to be you.

[Zenmarke]

Try this: ^_^
1. Are you tired? Cause you've been running in my mind all day..
2. WOW!! an Angel? Its my first time seeing an angel like you..
^_^

[Miss hotty]

Lame once that have been used on me or herd others use

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

(As she's leaving)....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

Man: "Would you like to dance?" Womanlooks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

Smile if you want me!.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

[Stalin_Skaya]

What about this one?

Scream bitch and I'll kill you.

[gHEXjt]

"The girls I date all have a particular taste...the taste of my weener."

"Want to kiss a bunny between the ears (standing there with pockets inside out)?"

"GET NAKED YOU STRANGE WHORE!"

[DoesntMatter]

I'm on a Facebook group called this:

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!"

[Jbleezyj]

1) (I use this one all the time not really a pick up line but its funny)
Girl: It's hot in here.
Me: Sorry.

Heres some I've heard haha.
2)
Me: Do you have a band aid?
Her: Why? What happened?
Me: I hurt myself when I fell for you.

3) Me: Can I have your picture?
Her: Why?
Me: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

4) Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

5)I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

[Gigabitch]

You got any Irish in you?
No?
You want some?



Fun thread, OP, but get the links out of your sig, please.

[Stalin_Skaya]

Do you want to ****? (if no), Then I have to sodomize your mother instead, I know where she lives.

[Gigabitch]

Ugh, Stalin, you are in rare form today. Behave yourself, if you can.

[Tedel]

This is so hilarious!

(to a friend) So what about going to drink until you see me handsome?

(to a stranger) If beauty were sinful you would go straight to hell.

(funny answer)
She: "Oh it's... (nice, beautiful, etc.)"
You: "Thanks... and I haven't shaved today"