A romantic interest invited me to her place this weekend, asking VERY suggestively what we should have for dinner.
So my plan's to text back some lascivious suggestions dressed up as a recipe. To get it just right, I'm interested in what you find sexier: that she's the dish, that I'm the dish, or that we're both ingredients in a dish.
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28-04-09, 03:39 AM #1
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A sexy recipe - getting it right
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28-04-09, 04:05 AM #2
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Sausage and mussels.
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28-04-09, 04:14 AM #3
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WTF is this crap?
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28-04-09, 04:15 AM #4
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He doesn't know that she's planning to cook and eat him when he gets there, Doppel.
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28-04-09, 06:59 AM #5
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Why crap?
I'm asking if it's sexier to describe sex, in terms of food, as if the person writing is the dish or the person reading is the dish.
Presuming sex is already alluded to as "dinner."
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28-04-09, 07:18 AM #6
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Offer to butter her muffin.
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28-04-09, 12:04 PM #7
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Whatever you do... avoid the bun and hotdog reference...
"The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."
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28-04-09, 02:41 PM #8
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How about a camel toe with mayo?
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28-04-09, 05:51 PM #9
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Tell her you want to munch on her whiskerbiscuit.
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28-04-09, 11:50 PM #10
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You know would be hilarious?
If the guy read what she said the wrong way and looks like an absolute tool when she really only planned to spend a weekend and cook dinner.I don't chase, I replace.
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After such inspiring comments, I simply stated my preferred dinner was "you."
And that worked quite well, seeing I got an... encouraging message back. So, um, thanks for crushing my fantasies. It actually helped :-P
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19-05-09, 02:30 PM #12
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just share with me
After such inspiring comments, I simply stated my preferred dinner was "you."
And that worked quite well, seeing I got an... encouraging message back. So, um, thanks for crushing my fantasies. It actually helped :-Pwith love
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Thats what were all here for
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18-07-09, 11:59 AM #14
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I think it's better to call HER as a dish. My woman's opinion. Tell her you're very hungry.
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LMAO at this thread!
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