Today is Amy's Birthday.

[Junket]

I'm buying her a free 60 minute professional full body massage.

I didn't get her anything material besides doctor pepper, and I'm gonna make her some blueberry muffins.

And I'll give her as many orgasms as she wants tonight.

And me and some mutual friends are taking her out to dinner.

Any other suggestions?

[Gribble]

I have a suggestion. Take massage lessons. Give her that body rub yourself.

Seriously. It's a little late now, but for the future.

[vashti]

I think a massage is a GREAT gift. I wish I had one right now...

Anyway, it sounds like you have the birthday covered pretty well. Hope you have fun!

[Junket]

I have a suggestion. Take massage lessons. Give her that body rub yourself.

Seriously. It's a little late now, but for the future.

We do that all the time.

That's just it, neither of us has ever had a pro massage. She knows she's getting it (on Saturday), and is really excited about it.

75 bucks for 60 minutes of pure professional bliss.

[Gigabitch]

I'm a fan of the love letter birthday card. I keep old ones in my purse.

[Cain]

My girlfriend's birthday was yesterday. She spent it with her family about 6 hours away though, but she'll be here tomorrow and we're celebrating my birthday Saturday.

For hers, I bought her a white pearl necklace and a pair of matching white pearl stud earrings. Plus she's going to have anywhere from 22-30 orgasms in 5 days. Not sure if that's a present or a punishment since she'll be so sore.

I'm probably going to get her a card with a lot of writing room so I can write her a heartfelt letter too.

[bluesummer]

Damn, I wish it were my birthday and Fras and Cain were my boyfriends. Yes, both at the same time.

[Junket]

Damn, I wish it were my birthday and Fras and Cain were my boyfriends, and we had a threesome.

No shame.
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[Cain]

Damn, I wish it were my birthday and Fras and Cain were my boyfriends. Yes, both at the same time.

There you have it. Jewelry and massages.. the way into women's pants.

[bluesummer]

Don't forget the promise of multiple orgasms and love poems.

[Cain]

Don't forget the promise of multiple orgasms and love poems.

Oh yeah, and that too!

What about flowers? Does that do it?

I forgot to mention, Friday night we're going to be staying in, watching some movies, and might I add that the lights will be off (I have dimmers on the lights and a fireplace in my room in case I decide to start a fire), and about 7 candles will be burning.

[Gigabitch]

Niiiiice. Candles.

Hey, Fras. Why don't you buy her a copy of the Kama Sutra?

[Cain]

Niiiiice. Candles.

Hey, Fras. Why don't you buy her a copy of the Kama Sutra?

There's a copy of that in the place my mom works. I thought about getting it. Some of those positions are for the damn acrobatic though.

[Junket]

Niiiiice. Candles.

Hey, Fras. Why don't you buy her a copy of the Kama Sutra?

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[vashti]

At the risk of ruining birthdays for those in young reationships, I should warn you that you will for the rest of your life have to come up with bigger and better gifts if you want to keep impressing your girl, so be careful about how over-the-top you go. Pace yourself. I think what you had planned is lovely.