whatever happened to Doc?

[vashti]

And how did we end up with nov13 instead?

Why did Lloyd stop posting, while lilwing/dopple stayed?

[IndiReloaded]

Check your PM.

[vashti]

....??

there's nothing there. lol

[IndiReloaded]

You are too fast for me. lol.

@ nov13, I'd actually love to hear your relationship experience. It would put your posts into context. Married, single... lesbian?

[tooxshort]

uhh... who?

[edit]

I meant who is nov13?

[dewilliams2]

I was just wondering the same thing yesterday...and did Indi just ask you to go lez with her?....Take pictures

[doppelgaenger]

And how did we end up with nov13 instead?

Why did Lloyd stop posting, while lilwing/dopple stayed?

I have a few Jew jokes to lighten the mood a little.

How do you start a Jewish marathon?
Roll a penny down the hill.

How many Jews can you stuff into a Volkswagen Bug?
4 in the seats and 26 in the ashtray.

What's the difference between a pepperoni pizza and a Jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why is money green?
Because Jews pick it before it's ripe.

How did the grand canyon form?
A long time ago, a Jew dropped a nickel in a gopher hole.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
Canoes tip.

What's the objective of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.

How do you know Jews are living next door?
There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline.

What's Hitler's favorite planet?
Jewpiter.

Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up.

Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.

Whats Jewish doggy style?
You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A Jew with a coupon.

Why did Hitler Kill himself?
He couldn't afford the gas bill.

Why does a Jew do after one of his friends leaves?
He checks the sofa for loose change.

Why are Jews' pants so big?
So they don't need to buy a wallet.

Why is it that Jews like to watch pornos in reverse?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews?
Santa comes down the chimney.

Why do Jews wear Yarmulkes?
To hide their wicks.

Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
Under the vacuum cleaner.

[vashti]

Ahh, nice. Jokes for 12 year olds. THanks!

[doppelgaenger]

I laughed heartily at a few of them.

[sookie6]

yes excellent question, I used to like Doc Durian writing style...unique and colourful...where is he?

[dewilliams2]

Ahh, nice. Jokes for 12 year olds. THanks!

I laughed because it was subtle yet at the same time completely unsubtle....awkward....