Just thought I'd see what people in forums like this think...
I've been seeing a girl (the 8th girl this year, I might add) a couple of times this week. We met last Sunday, and we've made out and shit, but she still hasn't sucked me. What's wrong with this *****? First time my magic hasn't worked in 3 years. They all usually beg for it. I'm quite big, about 8 inches, so it's not because I've got a tiny dick.
If she doesn't get on with things before the week is over, I'll dump her. Her friends are quite nice, and they all got the hots for me, so I'll def get down with one of them. But this chick is what...17 and should have lots of experience. Is she stupid or what?
Girls love sex, just admit it. This broad is just too damn slow.