Food Douche

[DoesntMatter]

A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.

Jason: I love this turkey sandwich
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche

From UrbanDictionary

[Gigabitch]

Nice. I like it. I'll be sharing that one at home.

[bluesummer]

Actually, I think I'm probably the biggest food douche out of everyone I know, because I make it my mission to eat at every restaurant recommended to me.

Then I'm that person who's like "This isn't the best salmon I'VE ever had. Go to ....... and then tell me who has better salmon. You'll think you died and went to heaven."

Yeah, I'm THAT person. Food douche.

[Gribble]

I'm the "I can do this way the **** better" variety of food douche.

[bluesummer]

I don't try and act like I can cook well (I'm actually alright), because people will expect me to then invite them over for dinner. You're setting yourself up for disaster Grib.

[Mish]

It works well on women

[Junket]

I'm a "it's not a real cheesesteak unless it's from Philly" douche.

[RaymondT]

Ha ha nice word. I love Urban Dictionary

[Gribble]

I don't try and act like I can cook well (I'm actually alright), because people will expect me to then invite them over for dinner. You're setting yourself up for disaster Grib.

What Mish said. If you and I were at a restaurant I'd sure like an excuse to get you over to my place next time.

[Mish]

Standing in front of the stove with all of my secret ingredients and a solid cooking strategy I especially like it when the girl observes me trying to figure out how it's all going to taste like in the end, licking her lips when she smells the aroma from the frying pan. You know everything else will flow smoothly after that.

[bluesummer]

What Mish said. If you and I were at a restaurant I'd sure like an excuse to get you over to my place next time.

OK, now I see your point. It would work, too.





I just realized I'm also a cheese douche. As in "I don't eat Kraft Singles or Cheez Whiz because it's not REAL cheese."

My fiance and I have been having this argument for two years. He thinks processed cheese is real cheese because they say they make it with 'real cheddar'. *smacks forehead*

[Petit Papillon]

I`m like `I`m wondering how to do that sushi at home,surely it`s not difficult`douche :p