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    Sex In the Dark

    After15 years of sex in the dark, a woman discovers that her husband has been using a dildo on her the whole time. Furious, she storms downstairs and screams "Explain using a dildo on me for 15 years, asshole!"

    Her husband calmly turns from the TV he's watching, and says "Explain the kids, bitch."

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