Woman jailed for testicle attack

[kai]

Check out this news . How sick can world be???

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Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

[anachronistic]

... you can't just rip off a testicle. That doesn't make sense. She'd have to cut open his scrotum or rip it all off. You can't just pick a testicle off of a man's genitals like picking an apple from a tree.

[Illusional]

what if she's a body builder... whoa, then she'd have that gorilla grip and easy rip those balls off like she was pulling the skin off a banana..haha hows that visual.

raverboy

[boobaa]

Its impossible to rip off a mans testicle with bare hands. But some bodybuilder may be able to smash it maybe... or maybe, the testicle was sick and skin was rotten???

Obviously the news is fake. Source?

[Illusional]

ewwwwww rotten skin.. that reminds me of the rotten website where you can view dead people. hrm.. i've already had my breakfast so maybe i'll check this shit out before work.

raverboy

[Gigabitch]

I doubt that it's actually impossible to rip off a testicle with your bare hands, but I think you'd have to be in some kind of psychotic state to do such a thing (this conclusion is supported by the fact that she, in fact, tried to eat the thing).

So, do you think they reattached his other ball?

[enterprise]

Nah it's like a pool table once you lose one ball the sets garbage.

[Gigabitch]

Oh, my God. I can't stop laughing.

[anachronistic]

Gigabitch, you're sick. Did you forget what we're talking about?







just kidding

[Illusional]

id' prefer to keep my set of two nice and snug in my pant from now on whenever i'm around you giga.

raverboy

[boobaa]

Ok, Giga, do you think it is possible to rip of a tit with bare hands? Skin is skin, unless its rotten.

[LostNotFound]

[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm[/url]

so i'm assuming its a ledgit story but its quite old. get with the times baby!

[anachronistic]

being part of the news industry, i can tell you that just because it's on bbc doesn't mean it's true.

for me to believe such a ridiculous story, i'd need to hear a detailed description on how she removed one single testicle. i am confused about that.

[LostNotFound]

the bbc is more reliable than fox and other stations.

[Gigabitch]

Ok, Giga, do you think it is possible to rip of a tit with bare hands? Skin is skin, unless its rotten.

Do you think it's posible to rip off an ear? It is. They come off remarkably easily, considering that they're attached with that super-strength, non-rotten skin.