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    Phone sex

    he wants to have phone sex with me - i don't know what to say - i've never done it before

    he talks dirty to me and sends x rated texts - i'm not very good at replying - ideas please?
    all i know for sure, all i know for real
    is knowing doesn't mean so much
    when placed against the feeling
    the heat inside, when bodies meet, and fingers touch...

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    not another one of you!!! oh geez just go search the archives for shit like this. i've seen 12 year olds ask better questions.

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    thanks for your helpful reply
    all i know for sure, all i know for real
    is knowing doesn't mean so much
    when placed against the feeling
    the heat inside, when bodies meet, and fingers touch...

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    Look at it from our point of view, while 'Sombra may have come off as a bit harsh, we deal with a lot of questions to which we are unable to provide advice for.

    Seriously now, how could we tell you how to reply to your partner's dirty talking?

    From the sound of it, you're not comfortable with that kind of behavior, and you'll either have to tell him this or get comfortable with it.

    There's not much else to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eloise
    i'm not very good at replying - ideas please?
    Tell him you will suffocate him with your vigina. Some people are into that you know?.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins
    Tell him you will suffocate him with your vigina. Some people are into that you know?.
    I've do not know what a vigina is? Could you please tell me.
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    It's that thing Misombra keeps dangling in front of me like a carrot but she won't let me eat. I keep telling her I would like to find out what she tastes like, but alas....
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    its not that i'm not comfortable with it - its just something new to me. my sex life has always been very basic, and now i'd like to experiment... his texts turn me on so much i have to indulge in self love... just wish i could find the words to tell him what i want him to do me, and what i want to do to him!!
    all i know for sure, all i know for real
    is knowing doesn't mean so much
    when placed against the feeling
    the heat inside, when bodies meet, and fingers touch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cybog
    It's that thing Misombra keeps dangling in front of me like a carrot but she won't let me eat. I keep telling her I would like to find out what she tastes like, but alas....
    you are so naughty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra
    you are so naughty!
    Lets not ack like you don't like..eh haha


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    Quote Originally Posted by eloise
    ust wish i could find the words to tell him what i want him to do me, and what i want to do to him!!
    How is that difficult?

    If you want him to tie you up and eat you out, then say it.

    If you wanna pour jello all over his body and lick him clean just say it.

    You're not new to the english language are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee

    If you wanna pour jello all over his body and lick him clean just say it.
    Oo, that was kinky.

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    jello isn't nearly as fun as chocolate or maple syrup.

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    or whip cream. that works too.

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    chocolate and maple syrup is too messy...

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