Mid-Life Crisis

[Gigabitch]

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house,
nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year
old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of
things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis.

[Illusional]

dammit, why is it that men always have to do the paying?? women should share in the bills, not reap us for everything that we have.

raverboy

[vashti]

Looks like you touched a sore spot, giga.

[Gigabitch]

dammit, why is it that men always have to do the paying?? women should share in the bills, not reap us for everything that we have.

raverboy

Because we have the babies. We earn it.

[Illusional]

before i even clicked on this thread i knew that the two of you had already replied to it.

well i will tell you this one giga... you know that having a baby always works in mysterious ways. it depends on the intentions of the woman. men will always want to create a baby whether they want it or not, women ultimately hold the cards which are to be played.

raverboy

[vashti]

Wishful thinking....

[Gigabitch]

before i even clicked on this thread i knew that the two of you had already replied to it.

well i will tell you this one giga... you know that having a baby always works in mysterious ways. it depends on the intentions of the woman. men will always want to create a baby whether they want it or not, women ultimately hold the cards which are to be played.

raverboy

I was just talking about the physical toll it takes on your body. All you guys do is provide half of the recipe. We do everything else.

[Illusional]

yeah, i'm lucky that i never have to deal with all that crap =)~

raverboy