Sex drive

[moeburn]

I have run across the term cyber sex a few times lately, so I decided to try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had something to do with the computer, so I started trying to find the sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders on the My Computer section, the add/uninstall software, install hardware part of the control panel... then I got out all the manuals and went through them.

I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one so I decided to go to the computer store and see if I could buy one. I wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my math hat.

Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern looking woman, I gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if she had any sex drives in stock. She kind of scowled at me and asked me if I was trying to get smart with her...

figuring she had been impressed with my math hat, I replied that I tried to be smart with everyone... she said, rather rudely I thought, that she couldn't help me and walked away. Huh, must not have had any in stock.

In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of my computer and asked it they had any sex drives in stock... He kind of snickered and asked if I meant a hard drive, I thought about it for a minute and told him Yeah, maybe that, but I think I should already have one installed... he started laughing at me said something about me trying to kill him... You're killing me! or something like that, and walked away. Hmmmm, must be out here too. Must be hard to keep in stock. I wasn't trying to kill him... I wasn't even hurting him.

The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd just fallen off the turnip truck... I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck, but I'd fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something about that explaining it. She's fallen off the wagon, that explains it and walked away laughing.

The guy in the fourth store said something like boob under his breath and walked away... wonder why he only noticed one? Anyway I figured they must not carry them in stores. Maybe have to order from a catalog or get on the Internet and search for one.

So that's where I am now... If any of you have some computer skills and could help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it. Then all I'd have to do is figure out what to do with it.

[Junket]

Uh...hmm...

[moeburn]

Sex:\drive

[Cybog]

[nomas]

This is NOT MY QUOTE, but I read one that was kinda like:

"To copy one person's work is plagiarism. To copy a lot of people's work is research." Ha ha..

Also..and I think I heard this in a sit-com: "Copying someone's work is plagiarism"

other dude: "I thought that was called Xeroxing",

Freddie

[Cybog]

hehe those are good too

Either way, I'm just messing with Moe. I didn't make that pic, so I'm guilty as well

[moeburn]

hehe those are good too

Either way, I'm just messing with Moe. I didn't make that pic, so I'm guilty as well

And the creator of the last emoticon you used stole it from Calvin and Hobbes.

So we're all ****ed.

[Junket]

And the creator of the last emoticon you used stole it from Calvin and Hobbes.

So we're all ****ed.

Maybe you guys are...but I'm not.

[Illusional]

well i for one am fuct up.

as to moeburn, well i can tell you this, sex drives are hidden extremely well on computers, shit i still haven't found it, but i got a shit load of porn that will keep me busy in the process of looking for my drive.

raverboy

[Zekk_T_Strife]

I dunno about computers, but I've been searching for that extra gear on my car. I know I have 5 normal gears, reverse, cruise control and overdrive but the option for a Sex Drive remains hidden from me.