my sexy beard

[anachronistic]

i feel totally obligated to grow a beard; especially after my gf broke up with me. i drew several beards on my face with photoshop, and this is the one that looked the best to me. i will grow sideburns too. this picture is fairly old; from a summer ago.
(mind the dirty mirror)
shaved:

beard:

[anachronistic]

it is getting there! only been a week though

[Gribble]

Hah. Good one. Out of curiosity, did you do that because you can't grow a beard and you wish you could? You have no idea how lucky you are if your face is naturally hair-free. It sucks so much balls to shave.

[anachronistic]

There's one secret to getting it to grow like bamboo.

Use cow shit. Just bury your ****ing face in as much cow shit as you can possibly dream of. Smash it all over your face and lick your lips when you finish.

lmfao


and i can grow facial hair. i know what it's like. i have been shaving for two years. first attempt to a beard.

[jagmeow]

I'm in a beard club.

[anachronistic]

I'm in a beard club.

prove it

[Gribble]

Dude, if that's the best you can do in a week it ain't happening. See the pic I posted the other day? Relatively clean-shaven, right? I have a full beard now.

Here's the real test of manliness: how much chest hair do you have?

[anachronistic]

i shave my chest hair. but i still have my happy trail

[Gribble]

Is it just me or does Z bear a striking resemblance to Jesus?

[Gigabitch]

I have no chest hair. I cannot grow a BEARD. I totally suck. I am going to get thrown out of the LF man club.

[anachronistic]

I have no chest hair. I cannot grow a BEARD. I totally suck. I am going to get thrown out of the LF man club.

i thought you were a woman. or maybe you are being sarcastic.

[Junket]

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[anachronistic]

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looks like the style i am going for

[Gribble]

I can take a picture of my chest, too. I'd PM it though. I have WAY too much chest hair.

Thanks, but I think I'll take your word for it...

[Junket]

looks like the style i am going for

I just go through cycles, once it gets too long, I don't trim it, I just completely shave it, then let it grow back again. Though I don't like bein' baby ass smooth.