Are all girls retarded?

[nonconformist]

Last night, I was standing by the bar when this girl came over and asked, "Any chance you could buy me a drink?"


"Well, yeah, if you want. But it's going to cost you", I said, with a cheeky grin and a wink.

"Oh, and what's it gonna cost me?", she replied, as she returned the smile.

I said, "However much your ****ing drink costs, you stupid bitch".

[Gigabitch]

What the **** was she thinking, asking you to buy her a drink? If you'd wanted to buy her a drink, you'd have offered, no?

[Sanctuary]

lol nice except I think you went kinda far by calling her a stupid bitch. Maybe she's just really bad with guys.

[nonconformist]

Last night was a long night, haha. But I really do go to far most of the time. These woman are so ridiculously dumb though..

She clearly tried to make me buy her a drink without me offering, I find that quite amusing.

[nonconformist]

But the question was, are all women this dumb? Is there any hope?

[Gigabitch]

No hope. No hope at all. It's a conspiracy, actually. We're all a bunch of lesbian rocket scientists.

[nonconformist]

I figured as much. looks like I am back to the bars tonight to have more conversations like this:

Girl: Did you just call me fat?
Me: You're not fat, you're proportioned.
Girl: Like fat proportioned?
Me: Yeah, like that.

[bluesummer]

I don't think the actions of a bar skank or two represent the general intelligence level of all women.

[nonconformist]

I don't think the actions of a bar skank or two represent the general intelligence level of all women.

It sure does, bar skanks (what you call them) are the upper echelon of women!

[girl68]

Was she young, blonde, not all that attractive? IE Elle?

Sounds exactly like something she'd do.

That's funny. And no, women are not retarded, gold diggers are.

[BoredGeorge]

Last night, I was standing by the bar when this girl came over and asked, "Any chance you could buy me a drink?"


"Well, yeah, if you want. But it's going to cost you", I said, with a cheeky grin and a wink.

"Oh, and what's it gonna cost me?", she replied, as she returned the smile.

I said, "However much your ****ing drink costs, you stupid bitch".

u should've boned her.

[bluesummer]

It sure does, bar skanks (what you call them) are the upper echelon of women!

Either you're being facetious, or you're BoredGeorge's clone.

[starbuck]

Were you really that mean to her? I mean, she was just flirting with you (in a dumbass way, but still).

Jeez...it makes me glad I'm not dating anymore.

[nonconformist]

Either you're being facetious, or you're BoredGeorge's clone.

I was being as facetious as possible, and I am glad that you used such a wonderful word as facetious.

[BoredGeorge]

No women are fairly smart.