My best friend's birthday is coming up in a couple weeks. I've been mulling over what to get him, and yesterday, while driving along the Beltway, it hit me. I'd heard rumors, but I'd never actually seen them before. There was a white ford pickup ahead of me, and dangling from its tailgate was a set of equally white testicles. Wow. Now that's taste.
Anyway, I've ordered a set, black of course, for my friend. Since I'm sooo sure he's gonna love 'em, I think I'll just go ahead and attach them when he isn't around. If only I could see the look on his face, weeks later, when he finally discovers them.