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Thread: Animal magnetism, my last hope?

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    Animal magnetism, my last hope?

    Might this be my last shot at finding a girl? I keep having visions of being a 50 year old virgin and having nothing to look forward to except retirement...

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    When you get desperate enough and get some resources you will just pay for it and it will cease to be a problem.

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    One of my male friends was still a virgin at 23. He works out a lot, is confident in his own body and doesn't care what people think. Last summer he was on holiday at the beach. He noticed a cute woman lying next to him and he chatted her up. They went on a date, had sex, and now they're in a relationship. She's 25 years old. Basically your wildest dream, eh?
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    Indeed. Lucky son of a bitch. He was probably way better looking than I am, though..

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    You've got me convinced.

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    *makes "over my head" gesture*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love'sReject View Post
    Indeed. Lucky son of a bitch. He was probably way better looking than I am, though..
    Nah, not really... not in my book at least. Remember he was still a virgin at 23.

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    I'm going to be 23 in a few months. Exact same position (except I can't work out for a few reasons).

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    Pity, working out would boost your confidence I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love'sReject View Post
    *makes "over my head" gesture*
    You've got me convinced that everyone on planet earth is more attractive then you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by searock View Post
    Pity, working out would boost your confidence I think.
    Given how I drink 2 cans of energy drinks a day, I don't think my heart could handle it. Plus, I can't afford a healthy diet that would supplement working out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    You've got me convinced that everyone on planet earth is more attractive then you.
    Well, I used to say something about Quasimodo would have an easier time landing a date...I used to also say The Elephant Man was more attractive.

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    What exactly makes you unattractive, If I dare ask?

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    I'm short, don't possess a symmetrical face, draw comparisons to Woody from "Toy Story", very skinny..

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    So on a scale from 1 to 10, you are a...?

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