LMAO Bunkt!
To be honest though, pills are not fool proof hun! I know everyone wants to try it and I have and didn't get pregnant but there is still a chance you can get a pregnant while on the pill. So if your ready to have a child on the chance you do get pregnant then I would say:
Depending on how comfortable you feel with this guy either use a rag or something to clean yourself off or go into the bathroom. But remember, it does come back out! lol
And remember to go to the bathroom after sex as well...less chance of bladder infections!
If you can't handle the thorns, don't crave the rose!!