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An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife,
"Notice anything different, Bessie?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on,Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what'different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat!"

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[Gigabitch]

Okay, that one was pretty good.

[IndiReloaded]

A joke you can tell at Thanksgiving & merely confuse the young kids at the table
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, clearly angry, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,

"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

[lesa]

A joke you can tell at Thanksgiving & merely confuse the young kids at the table
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, clearly angry, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,

"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

it took me a minute to get that joke but when I got it, it's hilarious. hehe