if i hear one more blonde joke i'm gonna puke!
if i hear one more blonde joke i'm gonna puke!
Q - How do blondes have safe sex?
A - They lock the car doors.
(Sorry; you asked for it.)
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Why blonde jokes? Because they're funny
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball laying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful young blonde woman standing next to him smiling.
"What do you have in your pocket?" she asked. "Tennis ball," the man said smiling back.
"Wow," said the blonde looking very upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!"
lol! Good Jokes!
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what does a blonde and a bowling ball have in common?Originally Posted by chelsee
they both get fingered, they both get thrown in the alley, and they both come back for more.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.