Just to let everyone know, I'm completely naked and single!
Right now, that's right!
I am home alone. Everybody's gone; parents out of the house for a while, bro still in jail, and I am sitting at home naked.
Talked to my brother on the phone today (before I became naked) and he said one of his (lady) friends is coming over to pick up something. That's not why I am naked, but I hope she comes.
Maybe I will get some poontang.
Actually, I am too shy. I will put boxers on if anyone knocks on the door.