I wish I could turn off my balls.

[Junket]

So I was riding around this beautiful sunny day.

Mid 70's with no humidity and a nice breeze.

So I ride down to the park where I know there will be plenty of eye candy, and y'know, it's cool, college chick here, college chick there, few really stood out though.

I ride along the levee, which is cool because there's no traffic.

On my way back, I ride past a small park few blocks from my apartment, and I see this white girl, long, dark brown or black hair with those big black sunglasses and a light yellow summer dress, beautiful legs and all, lying on a towel in the middle of the park by herself. Absolutely stunning.

I did a triple take, all three times she had her head up watching me pass by.

ARGH.

It's like I could feel my sperm screaming from my scrotum to free them into the depths of her womb.

I kept thinkin', "I should go back and talk to her".

I also kept thinkin' "I would feel like such scum if I did."

Literally, it's like physically and emotionally distressing, nature is so god damn cruel.

What's worse, regardless as to whether I spoke to her or not, it's going to stick with me for days, I won't be able to get her out of my head.

WHY??

[lesa]

hahaha. It's hard being a man. Testosterone flowing in your system 24/7.

I only have to deal with those feelings during ovulation.

[doppelgaenger]

Kind of early to be having the 7 year itch, don't you think?

[Junket]

What's the 7 year itch?

EDIT: Oh, no, that's silly, don't act like you've never gotten that intense and fleeting sense of attraction to someone. I know you're in your little infatuation stage with this new girl, but I know you feel me on this.

[Cbrider]

Why in the hell are you grieving about your balls, its ****ing 70 degrees and sunny.

Its hardly above freezing here and my bike is sitting in the carport begging to be ridden.

You are a bad man, bad, bad, bad.













Was she hot?

[misombra]

look but don't touch frizzbeeee!

[doppelgaenger]

What's the 7 year itch?

EDIT: Oh, no, that's silly, don't act like you've never gotten that intense and fleeting sense of attraction to someone. I know you're in your little infatuation stage with this new girl, but I know you feel me on this.

Well I kind of did. But my girlfriend at the time had broken up with me for something stupid, and I didn't think I'd go back to her. So I had a little fling with another girl. Didn't go very far, but yeah.

Other than that, no I haven't had any intense and fleeting attraction for another person, and I am around a lot of girls, here on campus. I haven't really been strongly to a lot of women. I can count the number of crushes I ever had on one hand. My girlfriend is one of them

[vashti]

I kept thinkin', "I should go back and talk to her".

I also kept thinkin' "I would feel like such scum if I did."

It's just as well you DIDN'T speak to her. You might have hated her, and then you would have ruined one of life's perfect moments.

[1averagejoe]

Nothing wrong with wondering what it would be like to stick it to her...

Don't really need to preach to the choirs.

I agree though, there are times I wish I could just switch it off.

[Mish]

It's just as well you DIDN'T speak to her. You might have hated her, and then you would have ruined one of life's perfect moments.

Yeh. She could've been like Elle

[Lipp]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ"]YouTube - "Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped in the Drive-Thru[/ame]

[Gigabitch]

Someday, Fras. You'll get to the point where you aren't ruled by your young hormones.

You'll spend 17.5 lovely months where you feel perfectly satisfied with your wife.

Then you'll hit your mid-life crisis and you'll be a dog again.

Get used to it.

[Cain]

It's just as well you DIDN'T speak to her. You might have hated her, and then you would have ruined one of life's perfect moments.

And this is one of those moments where you wish that you could just look into each others eyes and just ravage each other without a word.