That's right folks.
I went to a college event tonight. It was an illusionist. I went with one of my buddies, and there were lots of attractive women there, by the way. Anyhow, the show begins, and they get through 4 tricks, and then they close the curtains, and out comes this cheezy looking guy, who is the illusionist's partner. This is in the middle of the show, mind you. So, he introduces himself, and tells us his life story, about how he was from Puerto Rico, and he was kidnapped and sent to the US and he was tortured at a young age, and he grew up and moved to California, joined a gang, killed people and whatnot...
And then he told us that he became a Christian. Yeah, exactly what I was thinking; this guy basically took a huge shit on Christianity. I guess all his sins are forgiven because he became a Christian, and everything is just dandy now.
I've got nothing against Christianity; in fact, I used to be one myself... but while he went on and on with his right-winged Christian attitude, I was flustered, because I was reminded of every reason why I do not like the religion. I was sitting there, and I felt so hot and angry because I felt like I was being force-fed a religion. I think my friend and the fat bitch sitting next to me could tell that I was very upset; the air around me had to be at least 120 degrees. I was very flustered because I had paid $8 to have this guy (with all do respect) forcefully reintroduce old painful news by shoving it up my ass. I couldn't zone out, either. I couldn't day dream, I couldn't focus on something else, it was like I was restrained to the chair with my eyelids stitched open.
When he finally concluded, I thought it was ridiculous that he sent 'usher's around with 'usher plates' to collect 'donations'. Wasn't $8 enough? I mean, come on. That's just overdoing it. You bet your ass I put a nice little piece of paper full of comments in that tray though.
I could have sworn that I didn't see anything about Jesus or Christianity on the posters or the tickets, or anything. So I went back to look, and in the bottom-right corner, in size 3 Font (very ****ing small) it mentioned something about a spiritual confrontation. Isn't that a crock of shit? It's like, "Surprise cockfag!"
Ruined my night a bit.