If I ever have a toddler like the one across the street...

[Junket]

I'm going to duct tape his mouth shut until he learns to stop crying like a little bitch.

[CocoChanel]

You are so cold.

[Sanctuary]

When I was a kid, my neighbor complained about the noise I made from playing basketball all day after school.

What a party pooper.

[Gigabitch]

Sounds like a parent problem, not a kid problem.

[CocoChanel]

Totally! Don't blame it on the kiddo

[Sanctuary]

Go over with a bottle of wine and explain that you have a lot of work to do at home and see if there wasn't any way that the noise level could be reduced.

Or I guess you could learn to deal with it.

[Cbrider]

Well, it depends on the situation.

Yes children cry and its just part of raising one, but some people just let their kids cry and cry and cry when there is no reason for the child to be crying.

You can teach your dog not to bark....it stands to reason that humans are significantly smarter than dogs, so you can teach a child not to cry over pointless stuff.

[Junket]

Totally! Don't blame it on the kiddo

I'm not blaming the child.

In fact, my remedy is exactly what I would do if I were the parent.

Clearly she is a bad parent because I'm looking across the street and...nope, no duct tape.

And chances are if I have a boy, he's probably gonna be a cry baby like I used to be.

My mother used to take me into the bathroom under one arm, then use the other to rub cold water in my face.

It never seemed to really work, though.

[Sanctuary]

Damn that's harsh.

Lol what does your gf have to say about your 'cruel and unusual' parenting methods.

Not to stereotype but, are you asian?

[CocoChanel]

Well, it depends on the situation.

Yes children cry and its just part of raising one, but some people just let their kids cry and cry and cry when there is no reason for the child to be crying.

You can teach your dog not to bark....it stands to reason that humans are significantly smarter than dogs, so you can teach a child not to cry over pointless stuff.

Then it doesn't depend on the situation. You are agreeing with us when we say it's the parent who needs to get some control over that.

[Gigabitch]

My mother used to take me into the bathroom under one arm, then use the other to rub cold water in my face.

Your mother is a coldhearted bitch.

[Illusional]

slaps across the face works just as good.

raverboy

[Heratriumphant]

Seriously get a vasectomy, NOW.

[Junket]

Seriously get a vasectomy, NOW.

A vasectomy won't stop me from putting duct tape on your face.

[Heratriumphant]

Ha! You could try, but I pack a knife. Speaking of, I could help ya with that vas if ya ask real nice.