Whos got some good ones?
Whos got some good ones?
I prefer the tug to a stroke, but anymore I generally use a vagina to masturbate with.
If we're talking both sexes, I shared mine in a past thread.
But if this is strictly for the guys, I had a friend once who told me he jerked off into a sock because it was easy to clean up that way.
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”--George Carlin
Mine include battery operated things.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
Spa tubs. The best. That is all.
Sometimes if I want to feel something a little different I make a fist and rub the middle segments of my fingers against the underside of my cock as opposed to the standard tug.
I don't really think guys can get that creative with it, honestly.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
I also accidently discovered the awesome power of the clothes dryer. Just once. I was leaning over to grab something from the shelf above the dryer and....ohhhhh baby.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
Put your left foot in, take your left foot out, put your right foot in, and shake it all around
I've recently swithced from right hand to left hand.
Something new.